Paging Doc_M: You've been certified Gold. Baby.
One of the Sift's resident physician's just went Gold: Monsier Le Docteur M. He's been here almost a year exactly, so it's fitting that he hits a major milestone too.
Doc_M was the guy who brought us that awesome, scary video of the Georgian news anchor reporting live on the police storming his own news station during the government crackdown on protesters and the news media. To me it is probably one of the most important videos ever sifted here. However he's also brought us some other great videos, including the animated tale of the murderous Maxwell and his silver hammer.
So check out his queue, stop in and congratulate him, and don't ask him about your oozing pustules or hemorrhoids. He's a research doctor, which means he only examines your disgusting secretions once they're well away from your body. Thank God.
Doc_M was the guy who brought us that awesome, scary video of the Georgian news anchor reporting live on the police storming his own news station during the government crackdown on protesters and the news media. To me it is probably one of the most important videos ever sifted here. However he's also brought us some other great videos, including the animated tale of the murderous Maxwell and his silver hammer.
So check out his queue, stop in and congratulate him, and don't ask him about your oozing pustules or hemorrhoids. He's a research doctor, which means he only examines your disgusting secretions once they're well away from your body. Thank God.
19 Comments
CaptWillardGood job, Doc.
There's this friend of mine who has a rash in a very embarrassing place, so I...I mean HE was wondering...
MarineGunrockEh, what's up doc?
Sorry, I had to.
cheesemooCongrats, Doc!
Farhad2000Your arguments are often generalized and flawed.
But I enjoyed our discussions. Congrats.
gorgonheapWay to go Doc!
Your arguments are often specific and correct.
kronosposeidonYour arguments are often generally specific, specifically generalized, and correctly flawed. But I've enjoyed the discussions...that we've never had.
Way to go Doc! In a specific/general way.
Doc_MCaptain Will, Tell your friend not to scratch to vigorously. Also, It applies the lotion to Its skin or It gets the hose again!
TY.
Gunrock, not enough on Friday night, and too much on Saturday.
Cheese, thank you thank you.
Farhad, I reject your reality and substitute my own!
Heap, your reality appears to be relevant to my interests. TY.
Double Thanks to Poseidon for the post.
I've already exercised my first * quality and it felt delicious.
dagComment hidden because you are ignoring dag. (show it anyway)
Thanks for your contributions Doc - and welcome to the Club.
CaptWillardI thought by now blankfist would chime in with an "ass gravy" comment. Not that I have ass gravy. But IF I did, what would you recommend? To my friend, that is.
maatcYou are now officially cooler than Doc_L! Congrats!
fireflyHuzzah!
IssykittyYay Gold! X-tra congrats to you!!!
dystopianfuturetodaycongrats doc
schmawyYeah Doc! Nicely done.
blankfistSure seems to be a lot of ass gravy going around these days. Nonetheless, ass gravy to you, dear Doc_m. Spread it on your head with love.
my15minutessee, now if i was really a rockstar, doc?
muchas gracias y felicitaciones!!
i wouldn't have missed this, as well.
and, banky? please. i must finally ask you, in the relative privacy of a 3-week-old post, that which i'd hoped to never need to ask. why on earth would "ass gravy" (diarrhea?) be your reference of choice, in congratulating someone? why, why, why?
blankfistFor that answer, my15, you will have to look unto another source.
cheesemoo^Look, I don't mind rickrolls, but please don't open an infinite number of pages in my browser. It's a pain.
my15minutes^ kill -9
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