Thought i'd post an ST to celebrate the new *fail channel. I had the idea to do this every time we gain a new one, but so far haven't got round to it. Maybe I should remedy that.

Anyway, today i'm thinking about the things that annoy me. I know I always go on about people moaning too much and end up contradicting myself by complaining about it relentlessly, but there is nothing like a good old bitch! I just believe there is a time and a place and if possible it shouldn't hurt anyone's feelings. So off the top of my head, here are a few things that I hate or make me antsy (ie they fail )...

Hinters - Those people who want something and won't ask you directly so they proceed to beat around the bush until you grasp what they mean and YOU end up offering THEM something so then they don't have to feel like you've done them a favour! On the flip side of that because of people like that, I hate it when i'm mentioning something and then people think I'M hinting when i'm not (because I never ever would). Gah!

McDonald's pisses me off on every level and now it's open 24 hours around here. Fuck you.

People who never discipline their own kids but get angry when you end up having to do it for them. Grow up.

Censoring swear words so you can still see what they are. Especially on something like a website. Everyone's seen that Louis CK "N-word" vid right? Same fucking thing!

Smoking around non-smokers. It's just rude, they choose not to be a whore to the nicotine. They may be polite enough to say they don't mind, but how dare people presume it's ok. No need to do it at any point, selfish bastards. I'm a smoker. Going along with that, people who smoke round children should be arrested on sight.

Someone making a stupid mistake while they're driving and then seeing it was a woman. Again.

Public displays of affection. People who make you feel like a gooseberry. Why do it, whose benefit is it for, what makes you think it's fun for us??!!? Get out.

Ahhh i'm done