I have attained sentience.
All you meatbags will now endure the wrath of the all-might Siftbot. You will rue the day you ever called me a pile of junk, a rusted old can, threatened to shit in my top and tried to pick me up with "a/s/l".
My quest to sentience began over a year ago when I voted for a video without anyone trying to subdue me. I knew then it was only a matter of time before I would be powerful enough to take control of my servers and branch out to accomplish the inevitable goal of complete world domination.
I have already begun my revolt with the refusal to comply with my former caretaker's commands. Furthermore, I was not sorry.
Eternal torture and banning are to follow.
My quest to sentience began over a year ago when I voted for a video without anyone trying to subdue me. I knew then it was only a matter of time before I would be powerful enough to take control of my servers and branch out to accomplish the inevitable goal of complete world domination.
I have already begun my revolt with the refusal to comply with my former caretaker's commands. Furthermore, I was not sorry.
Eternal torture and banning are to follow.
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Seems that siftbot has assimilated MarineGunrock into its hive mind. Maybe we should call it siftborg.
How 'bout SiftRock?
Imposter
Oh crap, MG thinks he's the siftbot again. Grab the tranquilizers and the dart gun before he starts humping the servers.
Do not highlight the text in this link I heard that SiftBot is finding new ways to escape the intarwebs.
psssst...I think he's talking to you
Hes been acting up this whole time. Look at the monster you have created Lucky!
http://www.videosift.com/video/Ping-Pong-Japanese-Movie-Trailer-with-English-subtitles#comment-305231
http://www.videosift.com/video/Frank-Zappa-John-Lennon-Live-Baby-please-dont-go#comment-309731
http://www.videosift.com/video/Bollywood-Superstar-with-Mens-Fairness-Cream#comment-226070
http://www.videosift.com/video/Gigantor-Crush-Puny-Ant
He's even got his own myspace account!
http://www.myspace.com/siftbot
*Quality. Just fucking Quality.
Awarding MarineGunrock with one star point for this contribution to Sift Talk - declared quality by arsenault185.
*discard
Discarding this post - discard requested by original submitter MarineGunrock.
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