How to Join a Cult (Or Die Trying)

With all the fuss involving the mass exodus of certain long-time posters, first-time callers, I decided to maneuver my annoying black arrow over to videocu.lt. I thought it best to see what all the hubbub is bubbing about.

First of all, I think it's a great idea for anybody who has a perspective that is artistic, bordering on narcissistic. And believe me, that's not an insult. *sticks my nose in the air* Having a smaller collection of specific videos, suited to your tastes, can be a rewarding experience. That being said, it doesn't make up for the glaring "downvote" you notice upon arrival: the layout.

The layout is something that would make a fashion designer throw up his skinny half-cream mocha latte onto some anorexic teenager who starved herself all the way from Sheboygan to NYC, only to realize that the City is not for everyone. And I feel bad for her, I guess. But at least she tried. Some day, when she's back in Sheboygan and pumping out a few babies, letting her figure balloon to the size and shape of her 1970's olive-colored sofa, she'll look back on her modeling days with wistful melancholy. Anyway...

What was I talking about? Oh yeah...

I understand the reasoning behind the move to videocu.lt, but I just wish they'd clean it up a bit. It's not kosher to invite all of your friends to a house-warming party, then surprise them with a foyer-view of the moving boxes and packing peanuts strewn about your new place. Come on, guys! Spruce things up a bit!

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