In just under 6 months, kronosposeiden has earned himself 500 Star Points, 11903 votes, 28 applauded comments, 14 quality sift talk posts, his own book channel and a spot in the top 15. He is also - contrary to anything anyone might have said - an excellent dancer.

I'd like to personally thank kp for the great conversations, the numerous laughs and all of the cool vids you've turned me onto. You are one hell of a dude, dude.

Since KP doesn't seem to need any help pimping his vids, and because I hate typing all that =href@#$ bs, I'd like to take this opportunity to discuss a grave injustice here on the sift: No Star Powers for Silver Diamonds.

The admin has really dropped the ball here. They are basically saying FU to kp and other top users on VS, and for that I wish 1,000,000,000 plagues to fall upon them, their families and their descendants for all of eternity and beyond.

So, I've taken the liberty of cobbling together some ideas for potential Silver Diamond Star Powers. Please feel free to add your own.

Potential Silver Diamond Star Powers:

*Ability to self-link
*Ability to post porn and snuff.
*Ability to self-link your own porn and snuff.
*Unlimited queue slots on nights and weekends.
*Conjugal visits with siftbot.
*International diplomatic immunity.
*Ability to use the *undead invocation to summon uhohzombies.
*Ability to create own faction. (blankfist approval required)
*Telekinesis.
*Gets to see Choggie naked.

Might I also suggest a Gold Diamond, whose sole star power would be *all encompassing power over every living being.

Congrats KP!