Sifters! AH-tennnnn-TION!

One of our soldiers had just been *promoted to the rank of gold! Arsenault185, with his massively dull and unoriginal screen name, has been a troubled sifter, what with no Whoopie pies in Korea and having to post videos during the U.S. night.
So why don't you all go over to his queue and help his wannabe Marine ass out.

Dismissed!