"Give the British their collonies back"

The word is 'colonies'.

Give the British their calories back.

You should just ask them.

Give the British their colostomy sacks back.

But we'd like to keep all their clever colloquialisms.

Roman Empire fell asleep when it got spoiled.
British Empire fell asleep when it got spoiled.
American Empire fell asleep in front of American Gladiators.

So what's your point? Seriously, who cares? I don't see the British before the World Court demanding the 13 Colonies back.

Is that where BSG got the whole 13 colonies thing? That went right over my head, wonder what else I missed... Starbuck looked like a girl what was that about?

I figure moving from a corrupt monarchy without representation to a democracy with it, is self evidently legitimate. Or something.

"Give the British their colonies back"

Okay. Come and get them.