Cam we get a bowl of *instabran for our new "guest"?

"[URL redacted] provides professional leveling and cheap WOW gold.
1.There are some special orders at [Redacted], with a low price(20% discount) and a rich package.
2.12 hours' free leveling is offered for any custom order.
3.For WOW gold, we guarantee fast & complete delivery of your Gold. There will be 50-100 gold bonus waiting for your new order!!!
[url redacted]>"


We've already marked that comment as spam, but it's not gonna get rid of her.

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MarineGunrock says...

Wow - just look at the opening paragraph for their website:

"In return of customers' long-term support, GMLVL.com now offer a 20%-50% discount for all pacakge on our web site. More beneficial price! Richer package! Professional service!

Grasp the opportunity and have more fun with our service! Welcome to oreder now!" [sic]

How many fucking grammatical errors could they possibly squeeze into that?

MarineGunrock says...

Haha - it gets even better on the "about us" page.

"GMLVL.com is the leading provider for MMORPG power leveling services and game currency service. We are a professional team that dedicated to virtual trade industry. By being a GMLVL customer, you are dealing with a reputable company with a three years' history of satisfied customers!"

And then even better, as it even comes with a tasty dose of irony! "We offer ... fluent English speaking operators"
"Our professional power leveler can provide you the fastest service, by comparison with other website."
"We realize how dangerous using these programs are, and strive to offer you most satisfaction guarantee that we will never use a macro or bot during your order."
"We offer live chat services, instant email support."
"But anyhow for your account safety,"
"If you have any question about"
"We are a professional game store. So you can trust that by teaming up with us."

And from their news:

"Stoler found! Be careful!

Recently, we found one stoler on our web site. He asked the customer to send account name and password to him, trying to stole the customer's account. His email address is wow-gmlvl@hotmail.com, but ours is gm-lvl@hotmail. Please never send anything to him. He is not our worker. And also plz be attention, we will send customer email with the sender name, such as jana, jessie, mary and so on, but he never has a name left. "


Folks, I can't make this shit up.

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