Beggar's Canyon
Due to popular demand, our ever popular repository for reincarnated videos seeking another shot at life in the Sifted list has been renamed from Beggar's Corner to Beggar's Canyon.
I'm not a hardcore enough nerd to have known the significance of this new name, so for the rest of you in my boat, you can read about Beggar's Canyon at WookiPedia. Basically it's a canyon on the planet of Tatooine in the Star Wars films, which is where Luke Skyscraper was raised by his Grandma and Grandpa who were beet farmers.
For a summary of Star Wars history, view Winkler1's Lego musical which I think is by Dick Cheese.
I'm not a hardcore enough nerd to have known the significance of this new name, so for the rest of you in my boat, you can read about Beggar's Canyon at WookiPedia. Basically it's a canyon on the planet of Tatooine in the Star Wars films, which is where Luke Skyscraper was raised by his Grandma and Grandpa who were beet farmers.
For a summary of Star Wars history, view Winkler1's Lego musical which I think is by Dick Cheese.
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Stay clear of the womp rats!
Ugh you're all nerds. Lets just rename the site Virgin4Life Island and be done with it.
>> ^schmawy:
Stay clear of the womp rats!
I used to target womp rats in my T-16 back home, their not much bigger then two meters.
I have never seen all the star wars movies, and KOMMIES' right-nerds know dick about females, and the few lucky enough to indulge in poontang do so with another nerd-......ewwwww, then they make more.....see geekoids?? That's how you we're made!!
Wow. I'm with Lucky. I had no idea that this was a freaking Star Wars reference. For SHAME!![](https://videosift.com/vs5/emoticon/tongue.gif)
Yaaay! I love it. Guess that makes me a geek, huh?
>> ^gorgonheap:
>> ^schmawy:
Stay clear of the womp rats!
I used to target womp rats in my T-16 back home, their not much bigger then two meters.
THAN two meters. THAN! And, THEY'RE not bigger than a womp rat! THEY'RE! That sentence doesn't even make sense! Jesus Christ! I'm going back to Virgin4Life Island. Screw all y'all!
I love being a nerd. And my lady's a nerd too, and we're going to have lots of little nerdlings. A herd of nerds. Thanks, Lucky.
>> ^K0MMIE:
Ugh you're all nerds. Lets just rename the site Virgin4Life Island and be done with it.
Oh, and this is from the guy with Cyclops as his avatar.
>> ^K0MMIE:
Ugh you're all nerds. Lets just rename the site Virgin4Life Island and be done with it.
Not a nerd that would imply that I know something about something.
...I'm a dork
You're a whale penis? Not something I'd admit to.
>> ^schmawy:
I love being a nerd. And my lady's a nerd too, and we're going to have lots of little nerdlings. A heard of nerds. Thanks, Lucky.
A HERD of nerds! HERD! Jesus! You can't have a "perceive by the ear" of nerds! That's the opposite of good English!
>> ^schmawy:
![](https://videosift.com/vs5/emoticon/tongue.gif)
I love being a nerd. And my lady's a nerd too, and we're going to have lots of little nerdlings. A herd of nerds. Thanks, Lucky.
Oh Schmawy! See, it kind of takes the wind out of my sails when you fix the typo like that. I'm not nearly as convincing an indignant nerd that way.
>> ^lucky760:
You're a whale penis? Not something I'd admit to.
Since when did "dork" become affiliated with the penis of any specific species?
Since 3rd grade, duh!
Lies.
Fabrications.
Call it what it really is.
The crack den.
Siftbot seems to still think it's called Beggar's Corner when she sends a video there -- she's a little slow on the uptake.
*quality
Awarding lucky760 with one star point for this contribution to Sift Talk - declared quality by blankfist.
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