Click here if you make a break for your ride, armed to the teeth and looking for trouble.

Click here if you hop on the next plane to Vancouver with nothing more than the shirt on your back.

Holy shit this is awesome.

I wish I hadn't just used my power point a while ago begging for a cheesy awesome 80's song.

Excellent, mischievous use of the site's commenting system. I'd *quality you if I could.

Invocations (quality) cannot be called by Kevlar because Kevlar is not privileged - sorry.

hah - *quality idea, graterfist!

Awarding blankfist with one star point for this contribution to Sift Talk - declared quality by SlipperyPete.

I guess all libertarian philosophies rely on restricting situations and outcomes so it makes sense.

I thought it was just the economists who did that.

Let's try on another alternative:

You get laid off from your job, after years of doing good work, due to bad decisions made at the highest levels of the company. You try to find a job, but no one is hiring, especially not with a job that would allow you to keep paying your mortgage. Your 401k got wiped out in the stock market crash, and the value of your house has dropped below what you owe on it. You've tried to sell it, but no one's buying. You quickly burn through your savings, and fall behind in your mortgage payments. The bank decides to foreclose on you, and orders you to move out in 30 days.

You try to find a buyer, a new job, you try to sell off possessions, and negotiate with the bank, but nothing works.

30 days later, the cops are at your door, asking you to leave the bank's house.

Now you get blankfist's same no-win decision tree, just replace "shot by a sniper on the battlefield" with "killed by a mugger while sleeping on the street".

Same thing, and all the government's doing this time is enforcing the sacrosanct right to property.

Hi, I'm a partisan hack and I like to poo-poo on things other people are enjoying. Can you guess who I am?

You know guys, I do leave for Marine bootcamp in a month, and I can't say I like that all roads lead to Perforated Head Avenue.

Dick.

This reminds me of one I wrote once. Invariably, you would eject from the plane you were flying and promptly die a painful death.

LMAO. Face.

>> ^blankfist:
Hi, I'm a partisan hack and I like to poo-poo on things other people are enjoying. Can you guess who I am?

>> ^blankfist:
Hi, I'm a partisan hack and I like to poo-poo on things other people are enjoying. Can you guess who I am?


Why blankie, you're who you've always been; a partisan hack with an anal fetish.

That's really inventive, fun stuff. Well done blankfist! *promote

It could only be better if somehow each step in the story could somehow apply to the video in which it's posted.

Promoting this Sift Talk post - promote requested by lucky760.

>> ^lucky760:
That's really inventive, fun stuff. Well done blankfist! promote
It could only be better if somehow each step in the story could somehow apply to the video in which it's posted.

You're like that mom that says, "Ok now let's make a game out of putting all of your toys away!"

Not gonna work this time mom...not this time.

"Anyone wanna play a 'Choose Your Own Adventure' style game?"

No.

This really fucks up the comments.

>> ^Farhad2000:
This really fucks up the comments.

taking in consideration the normal bullshit comments he usually posts, there's a net difference of zero damages.

click here

The End.

>> ^kulpims:
click here
The End.


That has to be the most amazing Choose Your Own Adventure game ever.

I'd like to inject the fact that the Marine Corps never takes draftees. The USMC has ALWAYS been an all-volunteer force.