Or would this one be better?



Oh well, you decide.

What you will NOT decide is her rightful ascension to Sift royalty. Alien_concept has earned her position here. No one hands you a thousand stars, that's for sure. And she's accomplished this while being fun and good-natured, which is what I like best about her. She may be royalty now, but she's never been a prima donna.

So bow before your new highness, and while you're at it, also commend her on her choice of royal arm candy. (I'm a little gay for Prince William, and very straight for Kate Middleton. God save the queen!)