Doggy, Poggy, Froggy, Scotty, Moppy, Loppy, Floppy, Poppy, Photo-oppy, Grasshoppy, Hopsy, Topsy, Flopsy, Mopsy...

Chotchkie?

An infamous sifter called Choggie,
Thought to himself on the bloggy;
"I'll attack the mundane,
and render insane,
all the scripted, predictable, *doggies!" (pronounced dough-ghees)


I think we should start a pole......dancing competition for the young ladies at nursing homes all over the country.

Choggie's Christmas Wish-list:

http://www.choggie.org/
http://www.choggie.com/
http://www.choggie.gov/

Closest evolutionary relative *also known as a cunner-

Also rumored to have been an un-inlisted (General Studies paper does not qualify for UCAS Tariff points) British/French Legionnaire

and then there's THIS Urban Legend (see definition #4) in his own mind piece of internet knuckle-dragging trash, too fucking cowardly and douche-like to come back for another helping of "Shut the fuck up", who left this little tribute to his/her own pathetic and petty attempt at poking a prehistoric monolith. The truly pathetic factoid about this last one is that it was most assuredly some, how you saaaay.... asshat douchebag-left-in-an-orifice, Clondike bar from inside one's trousers?
Yeah, that's the cunt who wins an no-expense spared, vacation for one to "Back The Fuck At Ya!", chintz!

Choggies' anything if not your average asshole.

There once was a sifter named Choggie
They tried to beat down like a doggie
But he wouldn't submit
on the admins he'd spit
and now he's chained in the lobby.

Chained in the Lobby....man what a night that was!!!

To all my fans and/or foes:.... I couldn't have cooled-off, danced, or kept the jalopy from over-heating without yas'

...fekkin' love limericks!

So it's actually chō-gee?

Well I'll be damned.

Oh, well if that's the case then

There once was a sifter named choggie
Who ate a 3-foot long hoagie
and when he took a crap
on all the poor saps
they said, that's just that old fogey.

I dunno know about you people, but I *never* say 'choggie' out loud IRL.

Some from Edward Gorey-

To his club-footed child said Lord Stipple,
As he poured his post-prandial tipple:
"Your mother's behaviour
Gave pain to Our Saviour
And that's why He made you a cripple."

An incautious woman called Venn
Was seen with the wrong sort of men;
She vanished one day
But the folloing May
Her legs were retrieved from a fen.


and this one should evoke all manner of visceral response in some, my personal favorite:


A headstrong young lady of Ealing
Threw her two-year-old child at the ceiling;
When quizzed why she did
She replied: "To get rid
Of a strange overpowering feeling."

Choggie rhymes with unhobble***

*The admins saw my chat and read my emails and summarily took away the ability (same was there for over a week) for the hobbbled choggie to create another channel...."Are'nt ya glad daddy locked the gun case, sis??

I like the handcuffs as bling....please leave them-but let me roam free soon please-perhaps y'all should take another (yaaaaaaaaawn) poll.

Oh...yeah, and I had the ability to post a poll as well upon my return in chains that too has been adjusted. I have been told by the admins that for some unknown duration I will be kept in stasis. That's cool-hedging bets(tr-v) on their part between both sides of an abyss, will keep the rabble down, the monkey house warm and quiet for the time being.

Word to the cheap seats: I care not about posting polls, OR creating a new channel. I simply wish to be the fly I had always been...ointment lube and soup garnish, nose-tickler and sting your ass on the beach..

bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!

Glad to see you are back Kronos(don;t ever speak to me again ever)posiden.

That last comment was an inside/outside joke, son.

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Voting for this poll ended with the majority of users voting Foggy.