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Boosting this quality contribution up in the Hot Listing - declared quality by Mordhaus.

Am I consuming my coffee correctly? Well, I don't consume it, so yes, dear, I do it correctly.

I drink coffee because I like the flavour, not because I need caffeine. So yeah, reasonably confident I'm doing it OK.

Actually we do the whole coffee and alcohol thing backwards.

Generally, we drink coffee in the morning and alcohol at night,
but we'd be better drinking alcohol first thing in the morning.

Just put them together and drink anytime, then you're covered.

Anyone who tells me I drink my coffee incorrectly best be prepared to be told to fuck off.

*deep breath*

..You can't correctly drink your coffee! Ma'am

*prepares*

Well, I know you weren't talking to me.

I'll leave it to you to figure out how I can tell...

Irish Coffee!

So my instinctive late morning breaks were right all along! I love breaking up the work day into thirds. Start around 7:30 or 8AM, a long break around 10:30, then late lunch around 1:30PM. Unfortunately I'm the only person who likes it that way, so everybody thinks I'm weird.