How to make forgetable popmusic.

Fame is temporary for everyone. Now more so than ever.

Don't smoke and drink at the same time.

Pour Vodka in your Bong instead of water. Double inhale, my friends.

Holy crap! Moving that many tons of stone at 3 km/s is damn scary.
Earth: The OG Transformer.

I'm not upvoting this.
Facebook is not a news source. If you're dumb enough to think otherwise, you shouldn't be allowed to go online in the first place. You're not intellectually competent enough to navigate the web.
What has this world become where we can't even differentiate between news organisations and random companies anymore?
It really pisses me off that this has to be said in the first place. Is it really that bad that we allow ourselves to be spoon-fed our favourite beliefs without any scepticism anymore?

That awesome technology. I salute our robot overlords and pledge my allegiance to SkyNet. Just in case.

First, to be clear, the T 800 ballsack isn't artificial. It is 100% real human tissue with sweat glands and hair. Unless T 800 have manscaping capabilities. Not sure about their programming concerning this. However, an argument could be made that the sack comes without marbles. I'm not clear to what extent interior organs are required and provided for insuring appropriate operation conditions. I'd have to refer you to the documentation.
Second, why in drag? Is that a certain preference you have or just a necessity to maintain the required amount of eroticism of your fantasy? While I have to inform you I'm a cis hetero male, I do not feel threatened by ideas of genderqueerness or homosexual actions. Feel free to fantasize about me and Arnold Schwarzenegger to your heart's content. The mind is free to make imaginary world's your oyster.
“The mind is endless. You put me in a dark solitary cell, and to you that's the end, to me it's the beginning, it's the universe in there, there's a world in there, and I'm free.”
Charles Manson

I love Cashews! You should try Cashew-Sour Cream Ice Cream! So delicious, I'd lick it of Arnold Schwarzenegger's balls.

Upvote despite the disappointing lack of cute primates.

I think the best form of sex is masturbation and I only tell jokes to amuse myself. And yet I keep coming here.

'I know your deeds, that you are neither cold nor hot. I wish you were either one or the other! So, because you are lukewarm—neither hot nor cold—I am about to spit you out of my mouth.'
- Book Of Infinite Quotes

Americans?

So, not going to be strangled to death by an Octopus then?
Great. Thanks a lot Universe. You had one job. One.