IIRC, this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2rg1w88ekqw clip was related. Also, the episode's ending was hilarious (no spoilers!). /me puts his hand in his pants like Al Bundy.

This is great!
So, there's this superior snowflake who complains he can't peacefully protest in favour of the Endlösung and ethnic cleansing of the US. He proclaims how law-abiding he is while hiding from the police and trying to negotiate terms of surrender. Then he tells us he's not a violent person but is armed and ready to use his gun before things begin to get out of hand. All this while he is trying to fight back tears (transbullies are really mean, you guys) and making sure his pants match the color of his ideological shirt.
Totally made my day.
I have a final solution for his problems: just tell the cops you're too supreme to be arrested. After watching this video they'll surely agree and refrain from withholding your personal freedom and our unintended internet comedy.
Quick, superior snowflake, fly away before the Jew melts you to drink your tears!

It's a lost art. I approve of his pants-less ways. *promote

Funny how the taunts right-wingers use to describe lefties (such as 'snowflake') are actually far more true of themselves.

They value 'manliness', toughness, and martial abilities above all else, but it seems like every one of them found some way to avoid serving in the military (though Ted Nugent literally shitting his pants is still the best example of that particular cowardice).

When it comes down to it, they're all a bunch of lying, cowardly, sissy men, and sometimes I wish Barack Obama would step into the ring with Alex Jones, Rush Limbaugh, or Donald (or hell, I'd do it if given a chance, but nobody knows who I am, so that's not very likely).

upvote for dude with muscles pissing his pants

upvote for brake-checker doing what I always want(ed) to do, but never felt like dealing with the paperwork if tailgater did hit me.

tailgater just needs to get some damn patience. There was plenty of traffic on that road that he would not have got to his destination more than 30 seconds earlier.

unless he really had to poop. then he just destroyed his suspension AND shit his pants.

I'll just take the opportunity and quote from Hunter S. Thompson's comment on Richard Nixon's death:

"If the right people had been in charge of Nixon's funeral, his casket would have been launched into one of those open-sewage canals that empty into the ocean just south of Los Angeles. He was a swine of a man and a jabbering dupe of a president. Nixon was so crooked that he needed servants to help him screw his pants on every morning. Even his funeral was illegal. He was queer in the deepest way. His body should have been burned in a trash bin."

He peed his pants.

Looks like he pulled a knife out when the cop or was he just fixing his pants and had it in his hands along?

If I'm not mistaken cops like to keep a safety zone of 21 feet of space. The kid clearly was within that zone.


As wrong as this is the kid should have complied.

He never actually touches his pant leg to test if it's there and that would be too much of a giveaway.

Perhaps there's something rigged under his own clothes (like a metal detector) that triggers if the coin is detected when he gets near.

And back on topic, I just can't see how the touches at each of these moments could give the toucher enough information about whether the coin is or isn't in his pocket. At 1:59 he barely touches the outer flap of his jacket which isn't touching his pants. Can you explain how this can transmit that info?

If Beyonce remade this, Kanye West would jizz his pants.

Two options for that one, either also into the vest, but obscured from view by his left forearm, or it is behind his right hand and he dropped it into his pants. I decree that magicians should only be filmed in 60 frames a second.

From this day on, little Bobby wet his pants at the mere mention of the giant water slide.