Tims, McDonald's and the Beer Store are all closed on Christmas day!!!
That's IS pretty much our whole world right there.

WTF are we supposed to so without our Timmy's???

"Gee Timmy, what happened to all the black Mouseketeers?"

Is it so wrong?? To let the herd cull itself ?? Johnny can't use his hammer correctly so he beat himself in the face and needs stiches. Ban Hammers.
Billy slipped on dish soap in his kitchen wearing defective non-slip soles, ban those, we're too fucking stupid to walk around in our own ki9tchen.
Little Timmy threw a rock and it entered the man's brain through his temple. BAN ROCKS.

This argument is as sound as any that have spewed from all on this subject with a fear of the unknown and a severe lack of basic motor skills and critical thinking-

It is wrong to rely on what is reported and what is not reported by news media, local blotters, etc. to shape one's understanding of the constitution and the history of the United States. YOU PEOPLE WATCH TOO MUCH FUCKING TELEVISION (in whatever country you're in) AND KNWO DICK ABOUT RECENT HISTORY, MUCH LESS ANCIENT.!! The fact that this shit is even up for vote, retooling, or added restrictions boggles, man. Short of a constitutional amendment, the shit reads clearly and plainly in the 2nd and 4rth-If you amend the 2nd you have fucked the thing up, which will consequently, screw the 4rth.

More laws for idiots and imbeciles, less for the operations managers of a realistic unfolding of our immediate future.

A fastidious child with an hour of training and two of practice could kill 100 people with a .22 pistol before the police come or someone wrestles her to the ground, be it school, mall, fast-food joint or post-office line.

Fuck, give morons a goddamn tattoo so we know who to keep sharpened toothbrushes away from

We're going to need another Timmy!

I cried for a solid 2 hours when Optimus Prime died in the Transformers movie. I was literally inconsolable with grief. To be fair, this is Optimus Fucking Prime I am talking about here, not Timmy Green (whoever the fuck that loser is....I'm glad he's dead I SAID IT).

>> ^Barseps:

Y'know, I'd swear the little fella was trying to show him something. He seems to be saying "follow me".


Timmy stuck in the well syndrome? =o)

"Shhh, Timmy... Don't look inside... That's Old-Man-Smithyton. Ever since he replaced his living room wall with a giant pane of glass, he's been like a zombie there with a beer and no pants on."

WOOOOOOhoooooo.... Go Timmy! Beat the Steelers, now the Pats!

I agree with @fuzzyundies. I've got absolutely no use for Timmy, and firmly believe he's one of those who should be living in a cell for the next 15-20 years. But -this- clip says nothing objectionable.

These toys may be designed with the iPad in mind, but kids aren't always gentle, and I don't know how durable that screen is for little Timmy to be repeatedly pounding on it with the toy car. Next comes food and drink spills, scribbles with a pen, and then you find it outside in the sandbox.

Nevermind the fact that Washington University, the school that created the Foldit program, is a public (that is to say, funded by the state; a.k.a. statist) institution.

Nevermind the fact that healthcare, up until very recently, has been privatized (excluding medicare and medicaid) for a substantial time now; yet the lifetime cost of HIV medications and treatment is roughly $385,000.

Shouldn't free market generic meds have landed in your local Wally World for $5 a month by now? Why is the free market dictating these insane prices where how much you can pay is directly relational to how long you get to live.

Maybe if these drugs were mass produced... but herein lies a new problem: New HIV infections have been reduced by 17% over the past eight years! Urgh that's what you get with big government. Free market thinkers know the bigger your customer base is, the better it is for business, and the consumer therefore is the ultimate winner.

Now, as we know, if the market was not worthy, pharmaceutical businessmen would not get involved with it and essentially let the project die. The logical solution to these huge dilemmas in cost then is to create a larger customer base. All they need now is a furtive way to deliver the virus to a sect of the population that is either expendable and large or rich and small.

What's that little Timmy? Blankfist's bullshit posts give you AIDS of the eyes when you read them? Well it's a start. FREEDOM!

EXACTLY the thoughts my wife and I have in regards to religion in schools. WHY the hell don't we have comparative religious classes in primary schools? It would be great.

But no, here in Australia, in our supposedly secular public schools, kids are put into Christian religious education classes that you have to opt them OUT of... They have it set up this way because they know if you had to opt IN then almost none would.

It saddens me the number of parents who don't believe in the religion being taught but don't take their kids out of it because, well, it's just 'the done thing' or 'they don't want little Timmy to be left out'... if all the parents who though that DID take their kids out then the ones left IN the RE would be by far in the minority.

And yes, our kids are opted OUT.

As Dawkins says, and as I've been saying for years, teaching about religionS is a very important thing, it gives you a richer understanding of a lot of art and literature (as they are derived from religion), it lets you be exposed to a number of different ways of thinking, and most importantly, it helps you understand and empathise with other people and not see them as strange and unusual.

Luongo did that all by himself.

@bmacs27 said:
Besides, it was Timmy from Flint that made that Canadian goalie look the fool.

[edit: I busted the quote machine]

@messenger Besides, it was Timmy from Flint that made that Canadian goalie look the fool.

>> ^maestro156:

Here's that study you wanted
Assuming a mid-range estimate of 120m stops per year, the likelihood of the cop being killed in a traffic stop is 1 in 20 million.
Your chances of being attacked by a shark is 1 in 11.5 million, according to the University of Florida’s International Shark Attack File. Lightning strikes are a bit more common even than that.
>> ^MrFisk:
How many cars are pulled over in the U.S., in a year? How many result in a fatality to the officer? I'm trying to figure out if it's more likely they'll be shot, hit by lightning, or bitten by a shark.



An interesting correlation to add (and there might not be any info on this) is to add how many traffic stops resulted in an arrest for something AND there was a weapon in the car. Any such case is a potential shoot out that didn't occur (well, except for when a shoot out occured).

Exclude Texas though, because there's pretty much guns laying out on street corners. "Timmy put that pistol down, you don't know where it's been!".