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I am Timmy.

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Timmy! Timmy!

I'm on a Tim Minchin bloody voting spree today... go for it Timmy boy!

Timmy: Non existent term. He made that up on the spot.

"I NEED HELP" .. she's an idiot.

LFM: Looking for more, implying that there is already part of a group assembled.

25 Nex: Makes no sense, they must mean 25 Naxx, which is a raid dungeon that you can attack as 25 people. (Nexus is a 5-man instance)

2 more tanks, 2 more DK: long story short, a tank is the one that takes the punishment from bosses and the like in dungeons. Death knight is a special class.

He is also an idiot.

Ponzor does not exist, he must have warped it from pwn, own and just amalgamated his own version. (see the line above)


Kek is an in-joke, like 1337-speak. I think it originated in korean Starcraft games, where koreans apparently say kekek instead of lol (laugh out loud).

QQ is very right. If you want to see examples of this visit the rogue forums on wow.com; it's basically what they do. (It comes from a smiley like 0_0.. a Q looks like a crying eye.)

Flap? Fap? What's he saying? Heard of Fap, but I don't think that's what he said.

"5 capped AB", you don't really say that. But AB (Arathi Basin) is a battleground, which requires you to capture "bases" on a map, while you have any number of "bases", you generate a number of points. The more you have the faster. The game ends at 2000 points. So, he capped all 5 bases in two minutes. (An almost unachievable feat, unless there is almost no one on the opposing team.)
This is not something to be particularly proud of, because unless you've never played the game before, you can do this several times a day, if the opponents are particularly weak.)

"pwnzor'd Wintergrasp with 40 people" ugh.. I mean.. ugh. He's an idiot.

I'm getting way too into this. I better go throw a football around or something.

*lies

>> ^MaxWilder:
Makes it look like WoW players are incapable of normal conversation. Anybody who tries to use jargon to talk to somebody who doesn't play the game is an idiot, regardless of whether they are a gamer or not. Some of us have college degrees and normal full-time jobs.
Plus, "LFM 25 nex 2 more tanks 2 more DKs" does NOT mean "I need help". It means "We're trying to put together a team of twenty-five people to attack the Nexus. We need two more people who will hold the enemy's attention and two more Death Knights."
And "kek" is not how you laugh, it's an in-joke.
And only real assholes use QQ. It's for cold-hearted taunting of other players.
And I've never heard anybody referred to as a Timmy. Maybe that's just a joke on his server.
All in all, this report is full of dumb shit that might be funny if it was directed at gamers instead of non-gamers.


I guess I'm an asshole because I tell people to go QQ all the time. And kek, from my experience, evolved from a cross-faction joke into normal conversation.

I've heard of Timmys, but that's because I've spent more hours on the forums than I care to remember. If I remember correctly, that leaked in from some "other" strange culture.

All in all, this video is funny to me as parody; have you ever seen the media display our "rich culture" as anything other than insipid, immoral or, in this case, moronic?

Makes it look like WoW players are incapable of normal conversation. Anybody who tries to use jargon to talk to somebody who doesn't play the game is an idiot, regardless of whether they are a gamer or not. Some of us have college degrees and normal full-time jobs.

Plus, "LFM 25 nex 2 more tanks 2 more DKs" does NOT mean "I need help". It means "We're trying to put together a team of twenty-five people to attack the Nexus. We need two more people who will hold the enemy's attention and two more Death Knights."

And "kek" is not how you laugh, it's an in-joke.

And only real assholes use QQ. It's for cold-hearted taunting of other players.

And I've never heard anybody referred to as a Timmy. Maybe that's just a joke on his server.

All in all, this report is full of dumb shit that might be funny if it was directed at gamers instead of non-gamers.

I want to attend home-college. >> ^Payback:
Homeschooling for a reasons other than religious, and curriculum?
-The knowledge that teaching is a tenured career and once achieved, a teacher cannot be forced from their job with a hand grenade.
-They stop caring as much after years of abuse from kids, parents, and teaching the same damn thing over and over again.
-Get burnt out on a daily basis from overcrowded classrooms.
-Worry about how the recession is fucking up their Teacher's Retirement Savings Fund instead of how little Timmy isn't using proper grammar, and how little David posts on video rating websites instead of working...


Presumably, all of these problems would be far worse with non-professional homeschool teachers. Being a parent-teacher is pretty much ultimate tenure, unless you plan to call child protective services every time Timmy fails a test; and I'd also imagine burnout and distraction are much harder for a homeschool teacher to manage than a seasoned professional.

Homeschooling for a reasons other than religious, and curriculum?

-The knowledge that teaching is a tenured career and once achieved, a teacher cannot be forced from their job with a hand grenade.
-They stop caring as much after years of abuse from kids, parents, and teaching the same damn thing over and over again.
-Get burnt out on a daily basis from overcrowded classrooms.
-Worry about how the recession is fucking up their Teacher's Retirement Savings Fund instead of how little Timmy isn't using proper grammar, and how little David posts on video rating websites instead of working...

Everyone take cover, Timmy's up in the bell tower!

I swore I responded to this, but I did it on my cell phone and that doesn't work all that well sooo...

Yes, I had a wonderful Xmas and enjoyed playing with all the ribbon and paper and with the Christmas tree. I got sorta sick from drinking the water out of the tree-stand, but I couldn't help myself it was so yummy.

I hope that you and DFT and Timmy and Isobel had a wonderful holiday and have an even better new year!

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I love my cat-bro! Hope you are having a wonderful holiday season. Mrow!

That's fucking disturbing.

Not glorifying war? Bullshit! Hells bells, it's like one step away from telling Timmy or Tina to join up and have fun doing the real thing.

God how fucking fat and lazy and stupid America has become.

They, "our enemies", are not over here, in our streets, kicking down our doors, hauling off our men. They do not have an air force. They do not have satellite analysis. They have not established bases.

WE are doing that to THEM.

The fucking truth is that we, Americans, have no business being there.

We are committing war crimes on a daily basis and that game is promoting that activity as if it were entertainment.

Timmy's at the well, girl? Timmy's at the old abandoned factory? Timmy's on fire? Timmy's drowning in the river? Timmy's -- Aw, for christ's sake, I CANNOT translate dogspeak when you're jabbering a mile a minute!

>> ^NetRunner:
blankfist, it seems you're almost a progressive. We just need to get you to love trains, children, farm animals, and veterans as much as you love drug addicts.


Haha, I just read that. You act as if I'm some hardboiled neocon. I am progressive, just not left wing. I care very deeply about civil liberties and equality. I don't believe the government should punish anyone for substance abuse, therefore prop 5 makes sense. I am against foolishly spending money. I get taxed heavily in California and especially so because I have my own LLC for the film. The harder I work, the more I pay.

The props for trains and children hospitals are a waste of money. And, get that picture of the sickly bald child out of your head, NetRunner. Lil' Timmy is still going to get his treatment, I promise you. I do think I will vote yes on prop 12.

Some of the replies here are just retarded. Totally and utterly we-todd-did.

If you think the father should have acted with restraint, then you seem to be missing the point of instinctual actions. Bears are gentle, loving creatures, until they think you're attacking their young. Then they swipe their paw at you and leave you in a heap of skin and hanging flesh from bone.

I am a pacifist, but if I perceived someone was hurting my child, I'd probably knock them out, too.

Oh, and I posted this because I thought it was absolutely HILARIOUS to see Forrest Gump get knocked out. So sue me.

TIMMY!