Stern & Letterman discuss Trump (August 2017): "I never knew he was a jerk!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9xYOt9cHD94

Jerk.

Don't talk to me about abortion you dumb prick. Laws preventing abortion in my state are keeping me from having a family.

That's right. If my wife and I could have abortions, our family would be bigger now.

Some people need to be able to have abortions. It's not murder any more than me jerking off and my wife having a period. Laws against fatricide are wrong. You don't get a fertilization certificate, you get a birth certificate.

It's like I'm talking to a Putin sock puppet.

Are you implying that these men changed their behavior after #metoo? Nah... don't equate women getting woke by not taking men's crap anymore as to any change from a Jerk's behaviors. In fact, I'd argue that post-Trump, these Assholes felt empowered and think it's their divine right to doubling down and are even less likely to fess up to their crime.

Bob's a bit of a jerk.

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Idiots and jerks.

Idiots for doing the flambé right under the sprinklers.

Jerks for laughing while the restaurant gets destroyed from water damage. Its hard enough to keep your head above water owning a restaurant, this little trick could be the places death knell if they don't have good insurance.

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Both drivers are jerks here.

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All I remember of these books is the character flying out of the closet while jerking off.

Leftest circle jerk.

So if they were just jerks she'd still be dating them then?

I can't help but think that in today's atmosphere this problem will only get worse as now men are afraid they'll be called sexual harassers if they so much as ask a co-worker out on a date.

Female friend once complained to me that all the guys she dates turn out to be insecure jerks. I asked her what is it about insecure jerks she finds attractive? She immediately got sensitive and said she likes men who know what they want and take control of a situation. I said, the most insecure people are the ones who try to control everything around them. Secure people, by and large, don't care and seem aloof. They lead, they don't dominate.

I was walled into the friend zone by that point so, meh. Whatevs.

I like to think that I take a reasoned, understanding look at things. I really try not to do the knee jerk reaction. Often, even if something seems stupid, there’s actually a reason behind it.

But even I think that an "emotional support peacock" is taking the piss.

On my next flight, I will be demanding they allow my emotional support grizzly bear.

But even that will pale in comparison to when they have to build a tank for my emotional support great white shark.