I'm confused. At what point do they eat a sammich?

They both made me laugh out loud, but the ham sandwich was pure genius. More please.

In reply to this comment by MarineGunrock:
Which part? Ham sammich? I'll be laughing about that one all day.

In reply to this comment by eric3579:
Frickin' brilliant! That was just a great way to start my day

In reply to this comment by MarineGunrock:
Stranger: horny?
You: Depends.
Stranger: m or f?
You: m
Stranger: f
You: You must be to start off like that.
Stranger: hahaha you guessed it
Stranger: you?
You: I'm a guy. ALways.
Stranger: haha thats true. what would you do if i were strapped to your bed? make me wet
You: Get a ham sandwich.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I crack myself up.

You: Hello!
Stranger: i believe spring man,and you?
You: I believe fall?
Stranger: do you know spring man?
You: I know spring woman.
You: She bake me some brownies once.
You: I eat them, and then feel funny.
Stranger: right,she is super man 's sister.
You: I think I pooped.
You have disconnected.

Which part? Ham sammich? I'll be laughing about that one all day.

In reply to this comment by eric3579:
Frickin' brilliant! That was just a great way to start my day

In reply to this comment by MarineGunrock:
Stranger: horny?
You: Depends.
Stranger: m or f?
You: m
Stranger: f
You: You must be to start off like that.
Stranger: hahaha you guessed it
Stranger: you?
You: I'm a guy. ALways.
Stranger: haha thats true. what would you do if i were strapped to your bed? make me wet
You: Get a ham sandwich.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I crack myself up.

You: Hello!
Stranger: i believe spring man,and you?
You: I believe fall?
Stranger: do you know spring man?
You: I know spring woman.
You: She bake me some brownies once.
You: I eat them, and then feel funny.
Stranger: right,she is super man 's sister.
You: I think I pooped.
You have disconnected.

I like grilled cheese sammiches and I like cheesecake, but the idea of combining the two just doesn't seem right.

What amazes me is not that this shit exists, but that it's made it online. Upvote for making me feel better about myself!

He needs a sammich.

Your sammich perhaps, eh? Eh? Say no more, say no more.

>> ^K0MMIE:
She needs to eat a sammich

She needs to eat a sammich

>> ^deathcow:
it's pronounced chog-gie as in dog-gie (I looked it up)


Cool, so I was right, it is pronounced like HOAGIE (as in the sammich).
Or as you confirmed, "Git along lil' doggie"!!!!!

Because the only times you see the spelling of doggie like that is when a cowboy says it.

Certainly, you don't mean "doggy" or you'd spell it the normal way.
doggie = western git along
doggy = how much in the window

Goes good with a penisbutter and jelly sammich.

Yup, *downunder character. Careful with your accent recognition - don't blame you, I often make mistakes despite working with all four or five 'flavours' of those accents. Then there are those tricky South African accents that throw you RIGHT off.

>> ^punk225:
Not a chance this won't make at least top 5...


Agreed - and good call on that. I would've loved to have sifted up this *commercial just b/c I really like the vid alone.

Though somehow I preferred the Scout vid more. I think it was the sammich factor.

>> ^Aniatario:
Ron Jeremy was in Boondock Saints?


Yup. I believe he worked for Roc's boss near the beginning of the movie. Been years since I saw it, but I think he brought the boss a sammich.

>> ^laura:
I think the camera man was doing his job brilliantly. He was one of two people who, with clear intent, set out on that little "experiment" (dumb as it might have been). He was trying to keep them on track, lol.
I found it hilarious.
Incidently, my hubby and I have already used the phrase "fucking house" several times because of this video, I think it's gonna stick as one of those things we keep repeating such as "I am serious, and don't call me Shirley."
For example: hubby got up for something in the middle of the night and somehow stubbed his toe on his way back to bed. All I heard was a thud and "Fucking House!" ... I spent the next ten minutes giggling.
Anyway, good one DFT, thanks!


Isn't the internet great for finding weird entries into our everyday lives?

Yeah, but sure it's not as dangerous as Salvia.

http://www.videosift.com/video/Dude-Tries-To-Make-A-Peanut-Butter-Sammich-on-Salvia

Interesting how the drunk guy gets a few laughs, and the guy tripping on Salvia attracts anti-drug comments...

http://www.videosift.com/video/Dude-Tries-To-Make-A-Peanut-Butter-Sammich-on-Salvia

Sammiches, smoked turkey with swiss and ranch, preferably on whole grain honey wheat. Various other things, fruits, yogurt what ever. Oddly enough I tend not to sift when I drink, that's probably for the best.