Where the hell is Ronaldo?

Why doesn't soccer have instant replay for the refs? All I can come up with is they like the spectacle and outrage of blatant floppers getting awarded free kicks. Without that outrage they would have to invent a new excuse to riot.

Out of curiosity, why the spammer tag on the takitika whatever person that posted that Ronaldo vid?

Zinedine Zidane lyrics

In 1972, under a scorching June sun
In the French Coastal town of Marseilles
Two Algerian immigrants awaited the birth of their 5th child
Later that day, a star was born

Verse
Cristiano Ronaldo, Wayne Rooney, Veron
Suarez, Van Basten, Gianluigi Buffon
Xavi, Iniesta, Drogba, Hazard
Tevez, Schweinsteiger, Steven Gerrard

Alessandro Del Piero, Neymar, Forlan
Ozil, Nakata, Jean-Pierre Papin
Ballack, Van Persie, Beckham, Giggs, Scholes
But the strongest of them all

Chorus
Zinedine Zidane, Zinedine Zidane
Superstar, superstar
Zinedine Zidane, Zinedine Zidane
Superstar, superstar

Verse
Lionel Messi, Gareth Bale, Kewell
Nedved, Maldini, Aguero, Raul
Casillas, Cavani, Benzema, Mandzukic
Mario Balotelli, Zlatan Ibrahimovic!
Lothar Matthaus, Shevchenko, Cantona
Ronaldinho, Ronaldo, Romario, Rivaldo, Robinho, Ramirez, KAKA
Falcao, Franck Ribery, Pirlo, Cahill, Kompany
But the strongest of them all

Chorus

Bridge
And he’ll burn through the dark like a fire (Puskas, Eusebio)
So much more than the world was dreaming of wa ya ya (Beckenbauer, Platini, Best)
He’ll fight (Charlton)
And his light (Cruyff)
Will shine on and on and on (Baggio)
Oh, why (Diego Armando Maradona)
With his will to survive (Pele)

Chorus

Outro
Cannavaro, Karagounis, Chicharito, William Gallas
Sanchez, Mark Bosnich, Hulk, Alexi Lalas
Wilkshere, Honda, Busquets, DICKIE, Simao
Thierry Henry, Modric, Vidal
Park Ji Sung, Donovan, Eto'o, Zizou
ZIZOU

Zinedine Zidane, Zinedine Zidane
He is a part of things, he is a part of things

In the spirit of satirical suspension of disbelief, since Vietnam is one of the many countries in which sepak takraw is a popular and competitive sport, it's not impossible for a Vietnamese player to play for a Thai team, much like Ronaldo played for Real Madrid or Ronaldinho played for A.C. Milan despite neither being their country of origin. They just go where the money/talent is. Kinda adds an extra layer of "star player antics" to Nguyen's behavior, lol.

>> ^lucky760:

This is LMFAHS hilarious, except for the needle in my eye of them using a Vietnamese name for a Thai player on a Thai team who's speaking Thai to the camera. That's irksome.
Onion fail.

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Being an ignorant American that doesn't follow football (soccer, whatever), I have still heard the name Ronaldo. But it seems like there are maybe 2 Ronaldos, plus a Ronaldino that are all quite famous? I'm presuming that this guy is one of the famous ones?

>> ^mxxcon:

notdead or whatever its called
pick one:
1) the whole team will be shot right in the airport
2) NK media will claim that their team won the whole world cup
3) 1 AND 2(with another, better looking substitution team)
4) protest to UN claiming that capitalist nations were jamming radio signal to The Dear Leader who was instructing the players on how to play and score goals.
<div><div style="margin: 10px; overflow: auto; width: 80%; float: left; position: relative;" class="convoPiece"> Kalle said:<img style="margin: 4px 10px 10px; float: left; width: 40px;" src="http://static1.videosift.com/avatars/k/Kalle-s.jpg" onerror="ph(this)"><div style="position: absolute; margin-left: 52px; padding-top: 1px; font-size: 10px;" class="commentarrow">◄</div><div style="padding: 8px; margin-left: 60px; margin-top: 2px; min-height: 30px;" class="nestedComment box">I am worried what will happen to those North korean players when they get home after being destroyed 7:0...
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I'll pick 3) hahaha.

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>> ^Kalle:

I am worried what will happen to those North korean players when they get home after being destroyed 7:0...
*notdead or whatever its called



pick one:
1) the whole team will be shot right in the airport
2) NK media will claim that their team won the whole world cup
3) 1 AND 2(with another, better looking substitution team)
4) protest to UN claiming that capitalist nations were jamming radio signal to The Dear Leader who was instructing the players on how to play and score goals.

Thanks for the heads-up; just fixed it!

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*dead

>> ^Kalle:

I am worried what will happen to those North korean players when they get home after being destroyed 7:0...


I was wondering what leverage North Korea uses to make sure they even come home. Probably threats against their family

Ridiculous....but would be much cooler if I didn't hate Cristiano Ronaldo so much.

Saw this during the Champion's League final last night. This is a bloated, tedious advert and Rooney has got to stop making these things and focus entirely on the pitch. As an Englishman I can say we won't win it unless he is absolutely on fire because the squad looks weaker than four years ago, but we've got a better coach.

Ronaldo continues to look remarkably gay no matter how they film him.

Blimey, now we know what happened to Ronaldo.

The big-toothed one.

Really not sure if this worth an upvote. Obviously Brazilian tv is stuck in the 1970s.