This comment seems appreciated but by my calculation I submitted it on the 28th at around 11am my time.

It's 5 p.m. right now on the 30th here and the comment says it's been up for 2 days 7 hours (6h 52m to be precise.

I posted it before I realize the contest was going on but then I wanted to make sure that I made the cut and you guys weren't using Aussie time or something :-/ If so no worries but yah I submitted it 11a.m. on the 28th.

In reply to this comment by dag:
But seriously, don't say anything even remotely amusing until the 28th - you don't want to blow your load early.

I'll help by making creepy comparisons between commenting and ejaculation.

If you can motorboat your own boobs, you shouldn't hide that light under a bushel.
>> ^Issykitty:

Thou shalt not motorboat yer bewbs.

>> ^deathcow:

>> ^Ornthoron:
If we start another Sift Roast in the same time period, things could get really interesting.

Hopefully we can avoid any events where the comment upvoting reaches masturbatory levels.


click-click-click-click-click-click-click-click-Click-CLICK-CLICKCLINKCLICK...

Ahhhhhhhhh...

>> ^gwiz665:

I was gonna skewer someone with my rapist wit, but I don't want sloppy seconds after @blankfist.


Karma whoring.

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(tap tap). Is this thing on?>> ^rougy:

>> ^dag:
Not me. I've already gone through manopause. >> ^rougy:
So which of you is on the rag this time?



Manopause...that's where a dude can't get it up any more, isn't it?

And hey! What's not funny about menstruation? Cracks me up every time!
And note the dystopian, deconstructive antithesis of my menstruation allusion apropos of the original ejaculatory metaphor?
Took me hours to do that!

>> ^dag:

Not me. I've already gone through manopause. >> ^rougy:
So which of you is on the rag this time?



Manopause...that's where a dude can't get it up any more, isn't it?



And hey! What's not funny about menstruation? Cracks me up every time!

And note the dystopian, deconstructive antithesis of my menstruation allusion apropos of the original ejaculatory metaphor?

Took me hours to do that!

So that's what that was!?!?>> ^Issykitty:

Thou shalt not motorboat yer bewbs.

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Not me. I've already gone through manopause. >> ^rougy:

So which of you is on the rag this time?

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Much anger I sense in you. Leaking from other threads it is.

>> ^blankfist:

I wonder if dag'll try to upstage everyone again and do another hat trick ban? He's a fucking riot that way.

Be careful what you wish for . . . >> ^Ornthoron:

If we start another Sift Roast in the same time period, things could get really interesting.

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>> ^Ornthoron:

If we start another Sift Roast in the same time period, things could get really interesting.


Hopefully we can avoid any events where the comment upvoting reaches masturbatory levels.

then you shouldn't have married him...HEYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!>> ^Issykitty:

What if someone is just funny-looking?

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