That's right, you knows what I'm saying
Your mother's offered me the goods, I'm not paying.
It started as a laugh, as a bit of a joke
Something funny to say when I was having a smoke.
I first heard off this bloke, this fucking rumour going round
Your mother's reputation it's not sound
She's saving up the pennies hoping they'd turn into pounds
To have an operation to swap her gender around.

It's a shock to me and it's a shock to you
Your mother's got a beard, sandals and a penis too
It don't look right see, when she's walking down the street
To see her ball bag jiggin' to the beat of her feet

I said
Your mother's got a penis
Your mother's got a penis
Your mother's got a penis
That's right
Your mother's got a penis

In internet rooms and computer mainframes
There's loads of emails but your mother's blue veins.
Not the ones in her legs or the backs of her arms
But the ones in her member hidden in her gown.
She walks around proud, with a short dress on
Which sometimes exposes the tip of her dong.
Often it's dripping, sometimes it's dry
No matter when I see her there's a tear in my eye.
I thought I had to tell you, had to put it in a letter
But I thought fuck that I'd write a song in much better.
The only way to do it, to really let you know
I could prove it because I gave it a blow.
It was purely accidently because she got me really drunk
And she made me kiss her elephant trunk.
You know why? That's right
Your mother got a penis.

Your mother's got a penis (Your mother's got a penis)
Your mother's got a penis (Your mother's got a penis)
Your mother's got a penis (Your mother's got a penis, c'mon)
That's right
Your mother's got a penis (Your mother's got a penis)

Your mother's got a penis (Your mother's got a penis)
Your mother's got a penis (Your mother's got a penis)
Your mother's got a penis (Let's Rock !)
That's right
Your mother's got a penis

When she walks down the street, then she walks like John Wayne
I just seen her pissing standing up again.
Don't make no sense when you see her here and there
She got a cock and balls and real pubic hair.
And a single eye that sometimes weeps
If she lying on the bed then she rubs it on the sheets
Or up against the door or the back of your neck
If your mother's around then you make a double check.
I hate to tell you with all due respect
Take your mother to the doctors because her front bum's wrecked.

You know why?
Your mother's got a penis (C'mon Wembley)

Your mother's got a penis (Your mother's got a penis)
Your mother's got a penis
Your mother's got a penis (Put your hands in the air, Wembley)
That's right
Your mother's got a penis (Yes)

Your mother's got a penis (Wembley Arena, I can feel the electricity, C'mon !)
Your mother's got a penis
Your mother's got a penis
That's right
Your mother's got a penis

For the 18th week running, UK rap grounp the GLC hold the number one
position of the US billboard chart with another smash hit, Your Mother's Got A Penis.

Come 'ere boys, you ever seen a woman with a cock before?
Come yer, c'mon look at it. Bouncing up and down I'll stick it in you
Come yer, a woman with a cock. Tidy !

Yeah it's the truth man, his mother have actually got a penis

I'm saving my upvote for a coughed up pubic hair. Or is that already sifted?

I hear pubic hair is curly so you don't poke out an eye.

>> ^bealsubub:
More like missed him by a pubic hair!


I believe the proper unit is 1 RCH.

More like missed him by a pubic hair!

> (don't get me started on pubic hair)

I know they're like potato chips, you cant stop after just one

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I would like to see more mainstream beard acceptance. Shaving is kind of a dumb cosmetic affectation. I put it up there with lip extending disks, neck lengthening rings and kohl blackened teeth.

Silly fashion

(don't get me started on pubic hair)

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Very interesting! Are you getting close to finding a cure for herpes simplex? Seems like one of those things determined to plague us forever.

I was reading recently that crab lice might be on the verge of extinction because everybody is shaving pubic hair. Nice.

What the fuck people? This is the Internet! You're not allowed to have better-halves, spouses, partners, occasional circle jerks, rolling blackouts, tree hugging marathons, gestational periods lasting longer than seven years, green furnaces covered in spruce tree sap, Oingo Boingo ticket stubs from 1984, barbecue-flavored popsicles, blankfist's herpes, sulfur dioxide crystals, porcupine shavings, weapons of mass construction, sanitary napkins shaped like Paul Anka's flaccid penis, mummified chickens, ancient Aztec secrets of pubic hair grooming styles, Bono, testicular fortitude, or lovers!

All your relationship are belong to me!

^Or pubic hair. Scientist are saying dinosaurs were covered head to toe with pubic hair. It's true. You cannot dispute science.

>> ^LittleRed:
>> ^dag:
I like women and I don't want VideoSift to be a lopsided gender mutant sausage fest.
Any ideas on how to accomplish this?

Honestly, I've got nothing. It already is a sausage fest. I am more than willing to give you a list of problems I have with the site, though.
1) The way of judging whether or not a video stays is if you, a MAN, get an erection after watching. When was the last time a woman's perspective was taken into consideration? Never. Chances are women either feel objectified or get irritated for whatever reason watching a video like the one that prompted this post. I know I did. But because someone with a vagina posted it and the rest of the boys like it, it won't be removed. The thumbnail blares her breasts across the front page (or did for several hours yesterday), forcing me to not visit the front page at all either at work or at home, because I don't want my boss or my parents walking over and seeing that, and yet no one has felt the need to change it. If I could, I would.


Ok, i have to chime in here, as i'm part of the VS story of "Dag wood test". VS has many stories, and i played only i minor role in this one as it's a community. But anyway...

The story starts here:

>> ^dag:
Definitely not porn - it passes the wood test with me. No wood is all good.
But seriously, is he trying to say that they grew their pubic hair to those lengths? Some looked to be a bout 4 feet. Surely they were extensions?


I was amused by the idea, and comment. Dag hapens to be male, and is also a rather significant admin of the site. It being his (and luckys etc). .'. if a discusion is being had about somethings acceptability, an admin stepping in judge like to both give guidance and acknowledge a need for a descision is not unreasonable. Funadmentaly, the buck does stop somewhere and as MINK ocasionaly once pointed out, this isnt a democracy.

I found the comment amusing. When a it later, another vid was posted, i quized Dag as to it's passing his wood test (which i belive it did) in a toung in cheek fashion. The phrase stuck, grew a bit further, and has been refered to a few times in a few discussions. Like the kungfu porn one, that raged, and it got discarded in the end. That was an interesting discusion.

As for "When was the last time a woman's perspective was taken into consideration? Never." seriously, that "never" is utter rubish. Many females have given their views and been lsitened too. Not just persephones, but many, and persephones always stood as an indivual, as she and dag did not always agree (i belive their responses to the kung fu vid may have varied, but i dont recall specifics).

Anyway, that Never is reactionary, and has no basis in fact. a little effort would show that. Men dont always agree with other men, just as women dont always agree with other women. we are all people, individuals, and are views are as like and unlike as leaves on the wind. The burlesque thread had strong female comments on both sides of the issiue.

If you truly belive that "never" coment, and think im talking crap, I'll hunt out that other thread.

1) I don't think there's any rule against posting lots of videos from a single source (see zifnab's collection of Yahtzee vids). But I'd personally recommend against it just for the sake of originality and freshness. I mean, if you have or find some source that is constantly creating new and interesting vids (like the TED talks), then by all means, keep em coming. But if it's just lots of vids in the same vein with little new to offer, meh, what's the point?

2) If you mean having someone else use your VS account, I believe the answer would be no, since it would still technically count as a self-link.

3) This is a really important question. It has come up a few times before and I've never really seen a satisfactory answer for it. A long time ago, there was a Videosift account on youtube for this purpose, but I believe the account was removed by YT for some reason or another (copyright maybe?). I think fedquip recently created a new account there (videosiftmirror?) for the same purpose, but I couldn't get a straight answer or any details on that. Personally, if it's done strictly for fixing a dead video, I think this is the one exception to the self-linking rule that should be allowed. This is probably worthy of its own sift talk post (hint, hint).

4) holy crap, dude - I'm at a loss for words on that one. To your question, though, no, I don't think it is. There's been a few videos that rode the edge much closer. This one and this one come to mind, but there's others as well.

5) It seems unlikely you'd not know you were in a video that you were posting. I think the answer is probably no, it's not ok - but that's just my understanding of the rule. Others may interpret it differently.

^according to urban dictionary, it has many different meanings, mostly agreed upon is driving with contraband, but with such interesting definitions as "taking a shit without wiping" and "when the length of a man's pubic hair surpasses the length of said male's penis."

You only need to read three words from his survey to know the kind of depraved person the Snipe is - "I love anime"

I can only imagine the disgusting acts he gets up to at those absurd conventions those types go to. The evidence is right here in this photo of him with his latest girlfriend after a long session. That's not a goatee, it's pubic hair stuck to his chin with you know what from all the BJs given to pathetic man-children obsessed with pokemon while dressed in his Sailor Moon costume.

More evidence? He posted this image to his blog without a second thought. First off, it's an anthropomorphised Wii console which is bad enough. But if you can stomach looking in closer detail, you can see that someone has actually drawn the Wii's pudenda. They have done this and thought "I am proud of my work and want to share it with the public on the internet". The Snipe has obviously agreed with this pervert and subjected the entire Sift community with this horrific creation. I can just see the Snipe rubbing himself raw on what he believes to be his Wii's Mons Veneris, the sick sick bastard.

I dunno dag, you don't like shaved, you don't like 3footlong hair extensions... you seem hard to please