I feel lucky to be chosen to host thesnipe’s roast, in the same way people feel lucky to be chosen for jury duty. I tried to weasel out of it by telling dotdude that I came down with leprosy, but he said that I was the tenth one who’d told him that and he wasn’t buying it this time. Oh well, at least when I die I’ll get into heaven quickly.

If you didn’t know that thesnipe is a Jersey boy it’s just as well. New Jersey also wishes it didn’t know that. He works part time as an EMT, so that alone is an incentive for Garden Staters to take better care of themselves.

From his avatar you can tell he leads a rich fantasy life. If the world is ever thrust a thousand years into the past into a mythical Japanese feudal era, he might be useful to have around. In the mean time, he’ll continue to role play and pretend that KT Tunstall is his Kagome.

By now his meds should have kicked in, so feel free to say something that may drag him back into our world. Wait…on second thought, say something that will keep him in his world.