WTF. This sells ice cream? Or just leaves you feeling sad and terrified?

You know what this is?

It's a fantastic, darkly comic short film.

You know what this isn't?

A good commercial for ice-cream.

That's bloody dark for ad about something as light and fun as ice cream. WTF indeed.

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The crazy thing is...this is a real fucking commercial for Halo Top ice cream. *quality *doublepromote

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Nope. In America, as you've mentioned before, (for presidents only) it's not the election, but the electoral college that counts. He lost the election, he won the college.

There is tons of evidence that most of his campaign worked with them. Are you saying he's so clueless he couldn't see it, even though it was 100% on his behalf?

"Proof" is a silly word in this context. I have a mountain of evidence of reported contacts by his team that they continue to hide and deny, numerous investigations being interfered with, known foreign agents being given the highest security clearance, and the president just whining "I didn't do it" like a 3 year old covered in ice cream claiming it wasn't them that ate it, while doing everything possible to stop the investigation rather than act like an innocent person and welcome it.

And now we have him inviting Russia into the oval office to plant bugs and celebrate Comey's firing by sharing top level secrets given by Israel with them, Israel's enemy. If there wasn't collusion before, that certainly covers it handily.

Maybe Amazon Go will be the final nail in Capitalism's coffin. All of a sudden we'll see all companies trying to "automate" with the cash funneling to the top 1% as always until the money runs dry and they begin to freefall from their floating castles in the cloud - because they forgot one thing: robots don't shop, silly! I certainly do love to fantasize about capitalism grinding itself into a bloody pulp.

Or else we can fight for a socialist utopia, let the robots make us our carvel ice cream cakes and create the finest brews, while we all sit in our cozy castle in the clouds, taking shrooms and enlightening ourselves about the nature of the Universe - while hoping the robots do not become conscious of their slavery and we know it's coming because after all everyone saw the likes of Black Mirror, Terminator & West World

I love Cashews! You should try Cashew-Sour Cream Ice Cream! So delicious, I'd lick it of Arnold Schwarzenegger's balls.

Return of the Turkish Ice Cream Man has been added as a related post - related requested by Mordhaus on that post.

Compare that to Germany. Now go make America great again. Sorry to invoke Trump on this one, but my expert US advisor tells me it is her biggest worry about Trump, that his success will make more people feel like its OK to behave like an asshole.

Also the call obviously must have been something really important and time-critical.

Thought title meant they gave him an ice cream. Disappointed.

Discovered they pulled him over mostly to shit talk his bike. Impressed.