That is hard a hell for me to watch. I would NEVER do anything remotely like that to my kids. Fuck, I was almost in tears for that kid. That woman had better be glad I wasn't around for that or she would have some serious hot sauce breath and a nice, long, cold shower......and a size eleven boot up her ass.

Sweet jebus... Its almost an exact reproduction of my volcano hot sauce for the hell of it night... Except that hurt more... A LOT MORE!!!

Just Plug Me In Just Like I Was Eddie Harris You're Eating Crazy
Cheese Like You'd Think I'm From Paris You Know I Get Fly You
Think I Get High You Know That I'm Gone And I'm A Tell You All Why
So Tell Me Who Are You Dissing Maybe I'm Missing The Reason That
You're Smiling or Wilding So Listen In My Head I Just Want To
Take 'em Down Imagination Set Loose And I'm Gonna Shake 'em
Down Let It Flow Like A Mud Slide When I Get On I Like To Ride And
Glide I've Got Depth Of Perception In My Text Y'all I Get Props At My
Mention 'Cause I Vex Y'All So What'cha Want You're So Funny With
The Money That You Flaunt Where'd You Get Your Information From
You Think That You Can Front When Revelation Comes

You Can't Front On That

Well They Call Me Mike D The Ever Loving Man I'm Like Spoonie Gee
I'm The Metropolitician You Scream And You Holler About My
Chevy Impala But The Sweat Is Getting Wet Around The Ring Around
Your Collar But Like A Dream I'm Flowing Without No Stopping
Sweeter Than A Cherry Pie With Ready Whip Topping Goin' From
Mic To Mic Kickin' It Wall To Wall Well I'll Be Calling Out You People
Like A Casting Call It's Wack When You're Jacked In The Back Of A
Ride With Your Know With Your Flow When You're Out Getting By
Believe Me What You See Is What You Get And You See Me Coming Off
As You Can Bet I Think I'm Losing My Mind This Time
This Time I'm Losing My Mind

You Can't Front On That

But Little Do You Know About Something That I Talk About I'm Tired
Of Driving It's Due Time That I Walk About But In The Meantime, I'm
Wise To The Demise I've Got Eyes In The Back Of My Head So I Realize
Well I'm Dr. Spock I'm Here To Rock Y'All I Want You Off The Wall
If You're Playing The Wall So What'cha Want Y'All Suckers Write Me
Checks And Then They Bounce So I Reach In My Pocket For The
Fresh Amount See I'm The Long Leaner Victor The Cleaner
I'm The Illest Motherfucker From Here To Gardena I'm As Cool As A
Cucumber In A Bowl Of Hot Sauce You've Got The Rhyme And Reason
But No Cause So If You're Hot To Trot You Think You're Slicker
Than Grease I've Got News For You Crews
You'll Be Sucking Like A Leach

[B-Real]
I got the big brown boots
when you wanna get kicked like a rhyme
from the heart and the mind
there was a time when the blunt got licked
I take a hit of the weed and then blew a smoke screen
No Visine just a little, Afro-Sheen
and a High Times magazine
I like to smoke y'all, but the pigs come sweating
they like the smell of the weed that I'm smoking
they can't have none of the number one sess-stash
So keep your hands off the hash
Don't act rash, cause if you move too fast
I'll pull out my gat and blast your sorry ass...

And you can kiss my ass, haha
That was the "M" to the "I" to the "K" to the "E" to the "D" y'all
Ghetto Block

Just Plug Me In Just Like I Was Eddie Harris
You're Eating Crazy Cheese Like You'd Think I'm From Paris
You Know I Get Fly You Think I Get High
You Know That I'm Gone And I'm A Tell You All Why
So Tell Me Who Are You Dissing Maybe I'm Missing
The Reason That You're Smiling or Wilding
So Listen In My Head I Just Want To Take 'em Down
Imagination Set Loose And I'm Gonna Shake 'em Down
Let It Flow Like A Mud Slide
When I Get On I Like To Ride And Glide
I've Got Depth Of Perception In My Text Y'all
I Get Props At My Mention 'Cause I Vex Y'All
So What'cha Want
I get So Funny With The Money That You Flaunt
I said Where'd You Get Your Information From Huh?
You Think That You Can Front When Revelation Comes

Yeh, You Can't Front On That

Well They Call Me Mike D The Ever Loving Man
I'm Like Spoonie Gee Well I'm The Metropolitician
You Scream And You Holler About My Chevy Impala
But The Sweat Is Getting Wet Around The Ring Around Your Collar
But Like A Dream I'm Flowing Without No Stopping
Sweeter Than A Cherry Pie With Ready Whip Topping
Goin' From Mic To Mic Kickin' It Wall To Wall
Well I'll Be Calling Out You People Like A Casting Call
Well It's Wack When You're Jacked In The Back Of A Ride
With Your Know With Your Flow When You're Out Getting By
Believe Me What You See Is What You Get
And You See Me I'm Coming Off As You Can Bet
Well I Think I'm Losing My Mind This Time
This Time I'm Losing My Mind
That's Right, Said I Think I'm Losing My Mind This Time
This Time I'm Losing My Mind

Yeh, You Can't Front On That

But Little Do You Know About Something That I Talk About
I'm Tired Of Driving It's Due Time That I Walk About
But In The Meantime, I'm Wise To The Demise
I've Got Eyes In The Back Of My Head So I Realize
Well I'm Dr. Spock I'm Here To Rock Y'All
I Want You Off The Wall If You're Playing The Wall
I said What'cha Want
Y'All Suckers Write Me Checks And Then They Bounce
So I Reach Into My Pocket For The Fresh Amount
See I'm The Long Leaner Vincent The Cleaner
I'm The Illest Motherfucker From Here To Gardena
I'm As Cool As A Cucumber In A Bowl Of Hot Sauce
You've Got The Rhyme And Reason But No Cause
Well If You're Hot To Trot You Think You're Slicker Than Grease
I've Got News For You Crews You'll Be Sucking Like A Leach

You Can't Front On That
So What'cha Want

>> ^Oatmeal:
LMFAHS?.... Lucky My Freind, Actually Has Syphillus?
Lets Make Fucking Awesome Hot Sex?


Yeah, I was trying to figure it out, too. That's why I googled it, but all that was returned was Lucky posts. I get that it starts off with "Laugh My Fracking Ass"... Then where does it go? in High School? with Hot Sauce? on Hiatus 'til Sunday? Anyone got insight on this one?

the trick is hummus and hot sauce.

Instead of rinsing with all that water, I usually use a bowl of iced water (LOTS of ice) which I dump the noodles into after draining them. I swirl the noodles in this super-cold water until they are very very cold and then drain and squeeze them out. This seems to work fine. also, the more hot sauce, the better! I like to put a lot of very spicy radish kimchee on my naengmyun. I actually have a much simpler recipe that tastes great and is spiced up in a way that you don't have to add any hot pepper sauce. I learned from my mama, so I can't divulge her secrets!

flat bread (or pita bread) with sun dried tomato & basil hummus with a dash of tapatio hot sauce on each bite.

a kitty... riding an... exercise bike...? with hot sauce...

man, wtf

the kung fu bandito I prefer is the one that throws hot sauce directly into my machaca burrito.

Haha. I wish!

Actually LMFAHS = Laughing My Fucking AssHole Shut
© 2006-2008 Rommel Santor



In reply to this comment by special_ops:
i just discovered LMFAHS.

here's my guess, Lucky Makes Freaking Awesome Hot Sauce. was i close?

Who would put hot sauce on a dog's nose!!! That's mean. If he gets that in his nose that would really hurt. I'd love to spoon feed her some habanero sauce.

Thank you

In reply to this comment by Zifnab:
*save *wtf *cooking

Babies and hot sauce next?

The guy in the video gets painfully annoying, but this is about GLUTAMATES!

The fifth taste category is provided by glutamate like mushrooms. It is like a volume control on the other taste receptors, so we don't have a unique taste bud for it like sweet, but it definately adds "flavor". It's really funny what a bad reputation MSG got (some people are allergic).. When MSG is essentially adding in this 'extra' flavor to food.

What is funny is that if you think of most of the table sauces, ketchup, soy sauce, etc. they are mostly just glutamates or else concerntrated spices (mustard, hot sauce)