Tell me about it.. Especially hot sauce!

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Ugh. Look, I don't like Trump. But however bad he is, comparing him to Hillary in terms of better/worse is like being forced to eat a sandwich made of pigeon turds or rat feces. They're both terrible. They're both sandwiches made of shit.

Being a better tasting shit sandwich doesn't change the shit sandwich from being a shit sandwich. You can try to mask the flavor with hot sauce or swiss cheese, but it's still a shit sandwich.

Hillary is an awful candidate. The only way she'd ever have a chance at winning it to be put up against someone as weak as Trump.

And vice-versa. Trump could never stand a chance unless his opponent was as disliked as Hillary.

But here we are. Shit sandwich vs. Shit sandwich.

Now, I'm not going to sit here and list reasons why Hillary is terrible. Google can offer plenty of criticisms of her---and to be clear, don't think I'm coming at this by suggesting that Trump is some kind of saint. I. Don't. Like. Him. But Trump is doing one thing right, that I don't see Hillary doing. He's engaging with the "deplorables" of the nation.

This doesn't make Trump less of a shit sandwich (Did I mention that I don't like Trump? I don't like Trump.) but it could be the difference between Shit Sandwich, and President Shit Sandwich. (Sorry!)

To explain where I'm coming from on this, see Johnathan Pie's rant on Brexit. Basically, the "Keep things as they are" campaign was dismissive of the "deplorables" of the nation. Look how that vote turned out.

The thesis of that rant is basically that for many people the Brexit vote boiled down to:

"If you've got nothing, why would you vote for things to stay as they are? At least with uncertainty, there's some hope that things might change."

Hillary, for many people, means "Maintaining the status quo." For this group, Trump is at least a different flavour of shit sandwich--which might just put him in the White House. (Sorry.)

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Here's the link to J. Pie's rant:

http://videosift.com/video/Jonathan-Pie-on-Brexit

hillarys affinity for hot sauce has been well known,,for decades.

So, with every word he just makes a fool.of himself.

This might have more teeth were it not for her having been documented as being a fan of hot sauces and chili for decades.

Not too much more teeth though, since it's mostly just a rant rather than a stand-up routine.

FAKE!!!

They didn't go anywhere near the hot sauce.

Okay, the interviewer isn't offering him a glass of water, he's offering him a glass of glyphosate. Lets be honest here, No one would drink that. (Glyphosate is the actual Roundup poison)

The concentration level in a solid glass of that stuff, would send anyone to Poison Control. As would most of the chemicals they use in our food.

I won't defend them, I hate Monsanto, but be realistic here. I also wouldn't recommend anyone to drink a full glass of Vinegar, Dish soap, Hot Sauce, Vanilla, or many other Safe to eat things from the kitchen.

Chicken Itza -- does that come with extra hot sauce?

Yeah, I feel the same. That's why I went for newness. But every time I did it was not sorted right (so I thought). I didn't notice unsifted (maybe because it's called 'upcoming'?), but even with that you still have to change the view order from the default (which includes some special hotness sauce) to actually get the newest queued videos, which I thought I was going to get by clicking 'newness'. The whole thing feels unintuitive, or at least worded badly. Sorry to criticize. There's also a 50/50 chance that I'm just straight up functionally retarded.

The beef jerky dipped in hot sauce sounds good. Or bacon.

Black Man VS 3 Bhut jolokia GHOST PEPPERS! in hot sauce has been added as a related post - related requested by oritteropo.

animal abuse. might as well feed him hot sauce on a milkbone

Oh if any of you are hot sauce fans take a look at this - http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B004DJN39O Its four 5 ounce bottles Cholula Original, Cholula Chili Garlic, Cholula Chipotle and Cholula Chili Lime
I bought it for my girlfriend and she was very happy. I never knew they offered so many flavors

I had fun with this-2 days of egg roll devastation (30 the first run and 25 spring rolls the day after), an insanely rich chicken-potato cheese casserole of sheppard's I doctored a bit (helped his ratings when judged)...and 3 rounds of Eggdillas so far, fondly revisiting the Huevos Rancheros Hangover Treatment Plan-NOTE: the sauteed tomatoes I added at the end were not part of the original recipe-I slapped sliced tomato in the hot skillet and reduced them with chopped green onions, and a couple of hot sauces...The judge enjoyed this better than the Gouchcogganger sauce but the sauce was a stand-alone hit.

PM me dystop and we'll exchange info, get that shirt right out to ya. If you decline the offer, feel free to give it up to second place suzy should you be so inclined.

So all we need now is for someone to sift these videos, first one is done, one to follow-Sorry shepppard, I did not take anything but stills of your dish...very boring process, full of the same excitement of watching your mom in the kitchen.

The title is mostly the creator's title. I omitted the word "dipped" before "in hot sauce" because of the word character limit.