'Story of cats that are better than people'

You know, as a catperson, I have to say, they all are. They are furry little assholes who consider you their property in their house but at least they're never pretending something else. Honest, adorable, little assholes. All of 'em.

*promote furry hipsters *kids can approve

MINTY! As a 'medium' timer who admired your 'work' here immensely, I am delighted you've popped in for an update. My heart goes out to you for your furry losses, always emotionally painful to endure. I must say that your recent additions, Nico and Tiny, are fine looking german shepherds indeed! Keep on truckin' dear one and hope to hear from you again sooner rather than later. Comforting virtual hugs from yer Playhouse Pals, cheRi, Jake and Elwood

Oh, don't think Shoreline is EVEN far enough way: we'll find you, Playhouse, trust us on this.

Signed,

-- Every Furry in Seattle

Japanese Mouse Girls: cute commercial or gateway to FURRY!

"LUKE
Well, I didn't...

The princess grabs Luke's gun and fires at a small grate in
the wall next to Han, almost frying him.

HAN
What the hell are you doing?

LEIA
Somebody has to save our skins. Into
the garbage chute, wise guy.

She jumps through the narrow opening as Han and Chewbacca
look on in amazement. Chewbacca sniffs the garbage chute and
says something.

HAN
Get in there you big furry oaf! I
don't care what you smell! Get in
there and don't worry about it.

Han gives him a kick and the Wookiee disappears into the
tiny opening. Luke and Han continue firing as they work their
way toward the opening."

Cat thought process: "I will secure this tasty tidbit from this moro.. OWWWWW HOW DARE YOU YOU FILTHY PEASANT!!!"

Dog thought process: "CHIP CHIP CHIP CHIP... Furry chip? CHIP CHIP CHIP"

WOOHOO!!!!! *promote the furry mayhem

"Bothans (pronounced /'bɑθɪn/) were furry mammalian anthropoids, about 1.5 meters tall. Hailing from Bothawui and several colonies, Bothans differed in facial appearance and body structure with canine, feline, and equine features. They were known for being master politicians and spies, craving intrigue and subterfuge.

So... where are all the Bothans who died to get this information?

Whitewashing in Star Wars? For shame.

And/or a Furry.

(don't be afraid: you're in good company!)

I'm not surprised anymore....when money corrupts...
Does that make me...jaded?

People Cheat at Sports because there is money on the line.

What other newflashes do we have?
One of his weaker bits...but I still love the format.

America is more racist than it realizes.

Cute Furry Animals brighten anyones day.

You do one...

If Jeremy Corbyn can survive as leader until the inevitable early general election.. with his popular support he... might just....

No. No. I told myself I'd never have a dream again. Everything sucks, there is no hope. Boris Johnson and whatever small, blonde, furry alien creature he has tamed to balance on his naturally bald head will soon take over.

I wish ferrets had the same grooming habits as cats, because you just want to cover yourself in their furry love, but then you smell them.