She read a student’s paper from a student generated assignment…

This is the product of ”a student generated writing assignment [that] produced content not conducive to student instruction”. (I know, way too many big words for you).
A student wrote it in a creative writing class you brain dead slug.

Get a fucking grip you infantile loser. Second graders today know about fellatio and hear about it on tv, radio, from public conversations, print, the internet, and from idiots getting outraged and shouting about it (in front of children).

Again, we know this anger stems from your own uncontrollable thoughts about homosexual sex acts and your self hatred over them, not because there’s an issue with high school kids hearing or reading or writing the words “dick in the mouth”. 🤦‍♂️

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The juxtaposition of the tooth-brushing and bear-fellatio scene ...

KUBRIIIIIICK!!!!

Thanks for your "very scientific" definition (just like GenjiKilpatrick's "evidence" for global warming, saying "OMG, Global Warming is real because it was 70 degrees in Georgia!")

No, unlike you, I don't confuse partisanship with data... Nor do I look for arbitrary reasons to discount a person's entire argument because the rules of epistemology suddenly no longer apply. On the contrary, I choose to instead examine what the data actually shows before arriving at my own changing thoughts on the matter.

But I guess, for you, the data isn't as important as the source, so long as your pre-cooked distortions of reality aren't disrupted by something as pesky and difficult to conform to one's beliefs as the FACTS... (remember those?)

But, yes, you are absolutely right about fucking yourselves. Perhaps you should spend less time online and save some electricity. (Or maybe it's too much for you to actually Walk The Talk instead of just bloviating online.)

I went to a gas station recently. Lots of people were pumping gas... And none of them seemed to care very much about your ideas of oil company fellatio. They also didn't seem concerned at all about crackpot climate change "theories"... (Go figure.) You should get out there and yell at them for ruining the planet, ChaosEngine. I was also at an airport recently, too. There were lots of planes burning fuel. You're not making a single dent on oil consumption with your tirades... Perhaps you should try another strategy and see if anyone cares.

(Haha.. Of all the fictional "crises" you could choose to be an alarmist about, you've chosen one on which you have zero impact! But, hey, for all I know, you're just addicted to the adrenaline rush of faux outrage. Lucky for you, I'm here to feed it...

Mother Fu%!@^! %!@)! I've been watching for this to show up on Ze's channel since thursday!

And this is why Eric and Lily have better sex: *related=http://videosift.com/video/Fruit-Bat-Fellatio-Prolongs-Copulation-Time

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Oh, what I would give to have been at the staff meeting while they were nutting (pun intended) that one out.

- "Now, what is the appropriate response to Trump's latest douchebaggery?"

- "How about we offer him money to do something stupid?"

- "Great, but what?"

- "How about fellatio?"

- "Not demeaning enough - let's teabag him".

Fellatio is the best form of birth control.

The vast intelligence of this man at last. We need a man of this caliber to perform corporate fellatio, and protect our god-given right to shoot things.

My finger was on the downvote button, waiting for a Steve Jobs fellatio fest... pleasantly surprised. Funny!

How'd you manage to find the one scene without titties or awesomely homo-erotic fellatio?>> ^gwiz665:

I like logical fellatio.

>> ^MrFisk:

Fellatio is the best form of birth control.


I like the Fellatio Fish sandwiches at McDonalds.