Close, but no cigar.

His description of Santa made me picture a ZZ-top-looking mafioso in a bloodred, pin-stripe suite who chainsmokes cigars in public.

Gods I wish I had more time in the day. I absolutely want to take the audio portion of this and make literal illustrations per his description.

Well, OK...but it's still in the same region. I guess 'close, but no cigar'?
It would have made sense for them to put off releasing it then, since they seemed to have released it after the crash.

Had to see it. I had not realised he had started the distribution of alternating current before hiring Tesla.

Also I now know where cigar smoking Bender comes from in american culture.

Also was awarded the Edison medal - some twist.

I'll settle for 'well tested with publicly available information', but we aren't anywhere near there yet either.
I'll stick with cigars, thanks.

Ah, nothing like leaning on the bar drinking a drought beer, smoking a cigar while waiting for the hot stewardess to bring me a couple valiums before naptime in my big comfy seat.

Besides - you don't inhale cigars or cigarillos - thus it's mouth and not lung cancer.

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It's odd...cigar smoke is much thicker and stronger, but I've never once had someone complain, they often come up when I'm in the park and tell me how good they smell.
...but I don't smoke them indoors (unless you count in a car with the window open).

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How can I show this to my neighbours and make them understand it?Timeline of this weekend - we saw some of them dressed to the nines getting into a stretched limo on Friday.

On Saturday they (as normally) loudly discussed how the person they saw could have performed for 5 more minutes whilst simultaneously stating how this performer had proven Michael Jackson's saintliness because said MJ had stayed with the performer for 4 days.

It's worth noting at this point all we knew was they went out somewhere in a stretched limo and saw someone who had MJ to visit for 4 days.

On the Sunday the normal loud talking over our fence lead to the discovery that not only did my neighbors take a stretched limo to arrive at a Michael Flatley concert. They couldn't recall the name of the long haired blonde peado with a cigar (it was Jimmy Saville - most prolific sexual predator in history) or as they roundly called him "that Australian dude" (Rolf Harris - more cherished, like painted the queens portrait, but still sent down for being a peed).

So the outcome of this is my neighbors who have a very small 4 bed house (would be 3 except they opened the loft), own 9 cars, have a 32, 26 and 18 year old still living at home. They hire a stretched limo so they go an see Michael Flatley perform live then come home and discuss loudly how Michael Jackson was obviously a good person because he stayed with Michael Flatley. Shortly afterwards they then totally struggled to remember the names of the biggest sex offender ever known in the uk and the most treasured letdown of all time.

This is almost par with them discussing a new flavor of chips/crisps for 45 min or that time 4 of them tried to count the same amount of change for >20 mins and none of them could agree the same amount.

Sorry had to rant - I'd love to confront them over the noise/cars/stupidity etc but I'm a mildly tough 40 year old. Their highly violent and the 26 year is a goddamn cagefighter.

I honestly can't vent enough - literally I could write a novel on how much my neighbors suck. Just as a final point to carry things across - I recently needed to cut back some ivy in my backgarden. During the hour this took they played Natasha Beddingfield's "These Words" 5 times. Yes I'm a Maggot, Yes I'm a 40 year old who probably needs to stop jumping into moshpits. But Natasha Beddingfield??? 5 times?? Really????

Amazing - pilot seemed to come out of it so quickly and got clear over the span of a minute or two. Beer bar, wine bar, cigar bar, air bar, oxygen bar... hmmm.... BRB

I remember this being shown on a very old and famous TV talk show, can't remember which one. It was a humorous send in. It was right after I was separated from active Naval service and I never forgot it....the cigar weilding, leader of the pack and getting the girl up by stepping on her foot like one of those foot operated garbage can lids, cracked me up then and was delighted to see it again (it took one hour to find this piece of art work from so long ago). It's inspired me to think about making my own stop motion comedy piece.

Notwithstanding that you weren't looking for a reply, I ought at least to acknowledge my debt to you for correcting my spelling. It's always gratifying to see the lower orders of humanity display sudden and unlooked-for hints of intelligence - just like watching a monkey light a cigar.

I won't bore you with my inexplicably punctuated "opinions", knowing that "facts" and "rational thought" are always anathema to such as you. Only take my thanks in the spirit of fellowship and understanding with which they are intended.