1. I am insecure about the girth of jonny's peni-- er, feet.
2. I started opening bottles with my teeth because I read GIJoe's Barbecue could do it.
3. I was in the US Navy from 1991-1994.
4. The bassist for the Psychedelic Furs took a picture of me at a Swatch party in NY back in 1993 or 94.
5. My favorite number is 9.
6. One of my first jobs in LA was working for Jan De Bont and Lucas Foster.
7. I once got to drive Maria Grazia Cucinotta to her hotel and fell in love instantly!
8. I used to draw my own comics on folded and stapled notebook paper when I was young.
9. My nickname as a child was Bozo.
10. My nickname in the military was Skip because I wore down my knee muscles and limped about.
11. I graduated from North Carolina School of the Arts with a BFA in Filmmaking.
12. I used to be a Christian.
13. I worked as a Special Effects crew member for my internship and made bombs and blew up cars. It was rad.
14. I used to have a thick southern accent.
15. My first car was a 1979 dookie brown Camaro with hubcaps and whitewalls affectionately labeled the brown turd.
16. I wish I would've stayed in the abusive Hollywood machine instead of switching careers to the interactive industry.
17. My bootcamp company made hall of fame.
18. I graduated with a 99.39 average from Naval Training School.
19. I graduated fifteen from the bottom of my class in high school.
20. My buddy and I once conned a chick at a bar in NY into buying us drinks all night because we told her we were talent scouts from Reprise Records.
21. I still have my first skateboard: a hot pink Powell & Peralta Sword and Skull.
22. I own a signed copy of the first appearance of Spider-Man (Amazing Fantasy #15) in pretty shitty quality.
23. I've worked in textile mills off and on from high school through college.
24. I was once an RA, a Head RA and a Summer Counselor in college.
25. I once asked John Ritter if I could call him Jack Tripper. His response, "As long as you don't call me Janet or Crissy."

Actually, that little thingie is a rotational barbecue fan that blows air when you turn it to help fan coals and doesn't have a flame source in it. The only danger that involved would be to make Ryan burp.

...er, then again, making Ryan burp could quite possibly be a gaseous disaster of armageddonish magnitude.

I would love to have seen that in person from a nice vantage point. If all of that happened in a day, what a wonderful day of entertainment that would be. Set up some lawn chairs and a barbecue on your spaceship's patio, have a few beers, watch some planets explode. What more could you want?

>> ^Retroboy:
Sorry, folks. That was me. Had twenty bucks' worth of Taco Bell for lunch, then found out the wife wanted a steak when I got home late for supper. So as I generously tried to light the barbecue for her, I felt a little of that rootytootin' Taco Bell lower abdominal pressure, and, well... you know...

Bullshit. No one could eat $20 worth of Taco Bell.

Sorry, folks. That was me. Had twenty bucks' worth of Taco Bell for lunch, then found out the wife wanted a steak when I got home late for supper. So as I generously tried to light the barbecue for her, I felt a little of that rootytootin' Taco Bell lower abdominal pressure, and, well... you know...

Some fool was backing up a police car and caught the action on tape. This sift is actually played backwards.

If anyone in the greater Calgary area happens to find a barbecue embedded in their roof, well I'm sure it's just a coincidence.

so? what else are you supposed to do at a basketball court barbecue?

What the fuck people? This is the Internet! You're not allowed to have better-halves, spouses, partners, occasional circle jerks, rolling blackouts, tree hugging marathons, gestational periods lasting longer than seven years, green furnaces covered in spruce tree sap, Oingo Boingo ticket stubs from 1984, barbecue-flavored popsicles, blankfist's herpes, sulfur dioxide crystals, porcupine shavings, weapons of mass construction, sanitary napkins shaped like Paul Anka's flaccid penis, mummified chickens, ancient Aztec secrets of pubic hair grooming styles, Bono, testicular fortitude, or lovers!

All your relationship are belong to me!

The optimist in me says this stack of signatures will sit in a closet somewhere.

The pessimist in me says this stack of signatures will be used to start many barbecues next month.

I absolutely don't eat barbecue! (I have no shame )

Beware, "beef barbecues" are just as bad as big mean oil companies. We need the government to save us.

I'm late cuz I had a coffee klatsch to take care of. Yes, brewing a pot of java and henning it up with a bunch of other ladies-with-babies was definitely higher on my to-do list than coming in here to say something about doc_m. But now that I've done the coffee thing, had a barbecue, cleaned my whole house, washed the baby, had a fight with the hubby, sent my kids off and finished my last collection on PackRat, I think I have a little time on my hands before the next diaper change so I can add to the joy that is doc_m's roast.

*ahem*

wait, who?

damn baby needs feeding again.

The goats don't really die. They're paid actors.

In reply to this comment by blankfist:
^which brings up a good point, Issy. Why are human deaths snuff and non-human animal deaths not snuff? Food for thought. The food is barbecued lamb however.

^which brings up a good point, Issy. Why are human deaths snuff and non-human animal deaths not snuff? Food for thought. The food is barbecued lamb however.

Do you smell barbecue? hahahaa!

>> WHy the hell can't you have ONE LIST of sorting options like it originally used to be?
Because there needs to be a page to display a specific user's comments. Such functionality works very differently than the main listing for everyone's comments.

>> Also why not allow Recommends / Invites inside videosift, like a list of "Check this out" videos that users could send within Videosift.
I guess one thought on this is that people could easily abuse such a thing and just go around spamming everyone to check out their own videos. Of course if there was a friends-like feature, you might be able to send suggestions to people in your friends list, but as many recall that idea was shot down, drowned, dismembered, and barbecued.