Let the roast of Doc_M commence!
Doc_M is a rather interesting sifter. I first discovered this while reading the response to his survey. Especially what he does with his leisure time. Something we have in common is that we’re both practitioners of the martial art form of Tae Kwan Do. Except he has to go beyond that and play golf, and work in a lab. Now if this doesn’t sound like Gordon Freeman, I don't know what does. Think about it how could a scientist survive all that unless he had some basic self-defense training?
Now that got me thinking and I finally made the connection. Doc_M bases his sad life on various video game characters. Although he admits to collecting underwear as feverishly as Gene Simmons collects STD’s, and claims his favorite soup is French onion soup, or as it’s called in the White House cafeteria, Freedom onion soup. But when asked about his fashion sense Doc_M admits to dressing like Dr. Gregory House. Clearly there is identity confusion on his part.
Besides not being able to distinguish himself from imaginary characters, I’m sure he has some fine qualities, but I don’t have all day to strain myself to spin facts so that any of them sound desirable. But enough with my ramblings, roast em!
Now that got me thinking and I finally made the connection. Doc_M bases his sad life on various video game characters. Although he admits to collecting underwear as feverishly as Gene Simmons collects STD’s, and claims his favorite soup is French onion soup, or as it’s called in the White House cafeteria, Freedom onion soup. But when asked about his fashion sense Doc_M admits to dressing like Dr. Gregory House. Clearly there is identity confusion on his part.
Besides not being able to distinguish himself from imaginary characters, I’m sure he has some fine qualities, but I don’t have all day to strain myself to spin facts so that any of them sound desirable. But enough with my ramblings, roast em!
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