Nice choreography. Why don't UFC fighters do all these things? Because they don't work. A kick with the instep is not going to do much damage, especially when someone is hopped up on drugs or adrenaline. The best self-defense moves are very simple, a strike to the eyes, a chop to the throat, a kick to the groin. A headbutt done before the first move works well. Jumping spinning kicks won't land 99% of the time.

On the other hand, this girl is far better equipped to defend herself than someone who has no training of this sort. Martial arts training will only help you be a better fighter, it will not necessarily make you invincible.

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The guy filming is The American Psycho Stephan Bonnar.

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>> ^antonye:

dead ?


resurrected

>> ^Trancecoach:

This guy can't win. Even if he wins, he loses. Did you hear that crowd booing him after Ortiz was counted out? Mayweather is the consummate heel -- the villain, albeit the new welterweight champion of the world.
And even as the crowd rained boos around the ring, he raised his arms in victory. The guy might be unlikeable, but he's 42-0.
>> ^zombieater:
How different this punk is from Manny Pacquiao, who would probably laugh and hug this commentator just after thanking the "wonderful people for watching me fight".



To me this is like when people hated Anderson Silve in UFC for dancing around and being a showboat. If you don't like a guy find someone who can beat him. If you can't do that, you have to sit the fuck down and shut the fuck up!

Or for a 3rd option...kill him. Take him from this earth and that way you won't have to deal with him anymore. Everyone is such a pussy.

>> ^lampishthing:

Not to be mercenary, but given the purse of that match...>> ^Kofi:
Ortiz headbutted Mayweather then went called on it he hugged Mayweather as a form of apology. The ref was looking at the judges or somesuch and when Ortiz backed away from the hug Mayweather clocked him.
Mayweather said that you "need to keep your guard up at all times" yet when you have just hugged someone in a sportsman like gesture how can you possibly have your guard up when your arms are wrapped around your opponent.
This undermined boxings claim to be a gentlemans sport. Long live UFC.



You god damn mercenaries

Not to be mercenary, but given the purse of that match...>> ^Kofi:

Ortiz headbutted Mayweather then went called on it he hugged Mayweather as a form of apology. The ref was looking at the judges or somesuch and when Ortiz backed away from the hug Mayweather clocked him.
Mayweather said that you "need to keep your guard up at all times" yet when you have just hugged someone in a sportsman like gesture how can you possibly have your guard up when your arms are wrapped around your opponent.
This undermined boxings claim to be a gentlemans sport. Long live UFC.

Ortiz headbutted Mayweather then went called on it he hugged Mayweather as a form of apology. The ref was looking at the judges or somesuch and when Ortiz backed away from the hug Mayweather clocked him.

Mayweather said that you "need to keep your guard up at all times" yet when you have just hugged someone in a sportsman like gesture how can you possibly have your guard up when your arms are wrapped around your opponent.

This undermined boxings claim to be a gentlemans sport. Long live UFC.

>> ^dag:

"This is like Jaws" LOL. Not a real sumo wrestler IMHO.


Yarborough did actually compete in amateur sumo before going on to get his ass handed to him in UFC 3.

Some of us also remember him as @karaidl's avatar.

Move over Terry Tate. I now want an UFC fighter. Do they attractive female fighters though? Hmm!

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Move over UFC, SFC (Stoner Fighting Championships) is taking over. Someone needs to mix this with some Joe Rogan UFC commentary lines. I kept imagining him calling this fight.

Holy crap my comment has caused a nice little shitstorm hasn't it?

From my point of view:

* Yes, my second comment (the one that caused the furore) was what I felt when I watched the video, the way the guy was, his demeanour, everything about him just made me think of that type of man. And yeah I have no idea of the backstory of this, and yeah, maybe they all did think it was all in great fun, even her. I just don't think it's that clear cut, I have a feeling she is kinda sad that she let it happen... but again, it's what I FEEL/IMAGINE about the video, it's what I take from it, and I said it in the comment, it reminded me of those types of men. And that type of man doesn't just do it to women, he does it to anyone he thinks he can wield power over. Again, maybe he's not like that... but I have a suspicion he might be. And it was that feeling that the video left with me that made me make the comment and downvote.

* I think all nut hit videos are shithouse, I think Americas/Australias Funniest Home videos is a crapfest of low grade dribble. Yeah, I thought being hit in the nuts was funny up until, I dunno, probably the age of 9 or so, but don't any more. It's fine that other people do of course, but it saddens me that grown people can spend an entire show effectively just watching people hurt themselves... and do so every time it's on TV. And that so many people watch it, but then I feel the same way about UFC, Jackass and any number of things that are hugely popular because people are either beating the shit out of each other or hurting each other in the most extreme ways possible.

* I don't give a flying fuck if you call me boring, straight laced, dull. I know who I am, I know I have an awesome family, job, life. And I know that I don't need to pretend to like violence, sport or sexism just to be popular.

* I like fart jokes

* Those of you who spent SO LONG voicing how important it was that the video was on videosift, and also those who linked to even worse videos, such as the real/fake video of the woman being punched during an argument really need to wonder why you did so. Why is it SO important to you that people see some sort of worth in videos like this? Seriously.

* Gwiz... *sigh* I have gone back and forth thinking you've got real issues with sex and women and that no, you're just misunderstood. But after you posting this video and trying to suggest it has merit, and then promoting the topless one, and the known history of yourself and members here IRL, I'm starting to think your view of women is being seriously affected by a diet entirely too rich in internet porn. Why do you constantly feel the need to bring that shit to the sift? Porn and sexism is EVERYWHERE on the internet, why does it have to be here? Why can this not be a place where women can come without feeling like it's a boy's club? Fuck man, just get your porn fix somewhere else and come here after you've cum...

* Trying to say 'you'd have no issue with the video if it were just men' is avoiding the fact that women are STILL FAR more the victims of male aggression and force and intimidation than the other way around. You can't go on about 'well, women want equality, here it is' bullshit either. Equality doesn't mean everyone should treat everyone like dumb shits, it should be everyone treating everyone with respect.

Look, whatever, people will just continue to say I'm a downer and boring and a killjoy and am trying to impose my beliefs on them, but you know what? There are WAY more places on the net you can indulge your stupid jock, sexist, violent, low brow side, and bugger all where you can come for some pretty interesting discussions about videos. Don't drag the sift to the levels of digg and 4chan and youtube please, it'd really fuck up my day.

Also, it makes me damn sad that you've made women here on the sift feel like this, it really does.

sorry to pooh pooh this, but this stuff is cruel. The animal is distressed. That leaning back is not relaxing but getting ready to spring off its tail and kick Woody in the guts (and hopefully tear his innards out). Thank god we now have UFC which involves 2 humans with enough smarts to know what the situations is about...