... because it didn't want to swim




Having said that, I seem to remember that piranha don't actually attack capybara, and that the above video was faked. If I were a capybara I'd still stick to the road just in case.

Hat had to kill those 23 babies. Everyone knows that when a bunch of babies get together like that, they’re like piranhas.

It's all fun and games until...they're PIRANHAS! lol

WOW. I had a vague memory of this show existing, but watching this I now remember owning two of the toys - Rhino and Piranha.

Looking at pictures of the various M.A.S.K. toys reminded me of the existence of RoadBlasters toys. Nostalgia like crazy today - thanks!

Now just add an alligator or some piranha and you've got a perfectly good moat. Although I wonder what they do if the rains get heavy?

A fetus is not an infant. Abortion has nothing to do with murder or infants. Keep living the idiots fantasy.

So....

Who murdered infants? You know when they get into a big group, they're just like piranhas. Hat had to kill those babies. FREE HAT!

Tune in next week for the sequel, Piranha feeding.

*kids, *cute - must be a piranha poodle!

A Song of Fire Piranha and Koopas...

Piranhas were yesterday. Today it's "sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads"

It ain't cool until there's piranhas in there. Hasn't anybody seen 'You Only Live Twice'*?


* Not the sequel to YOLO!

I don't think they're Piranhas, the fish in the video look too long and thin. Piranhas are much deeper in the body.

I still wouldn't jump in that water though...

I used to have six baby piranha. As they got bigger, they started eating the weaker ones. Probably wasn't feeding them enough or something. I eventually ended up with a breeding pair.

Their teeth are freaky as hell. Imagine falling in that water. That's gotta be one of the shittiest ways to die. I'd imagine people disappear there all the time under "mysterious" circumstances. Better than dropping someone in a lake with lead weights.

Piranhas are losing their god damn minds!