A major endorphin rush, and with a curry like that, one only needs a gentle push of the tongue on the roof of ones mouth to re-live the experience on demand for a few more minutes!

It is habit forming...like licking a battery (or so I've heard).

*lick,lick*

*quality

surely you must mean THE GUESS WHO.

Yes. yes they will do .

I am to lather my tits in bacon grease and have the petite cheerleaders lick my nipples clean.

Hmmmm. yes, quite.

Hmm... "fruit ninja" sounds thinner than this. Guess he doesn't actually eat the stuff (except what he licks off his ninja sword).

Breakfast at McDonald's looks more disgusting to me than anything I've ever dropped on the floor. Screw any 2/3/5/10-second-rule. Just wipe off any dirt you see and eat it already.

As kids, we used to eat fistfuls of sand, kiss our slobbering pets and lick some of the most disgusting surfaces, yet a spec of dirt is supposed to stop me from eating my sandvich? And how are we ever going to survive the robot apocalpyse if not for our system of mighty organs?

Ok.......I've checked your CV & I must admit that you have also physically proven to me that you are capable of operating within this position here at "Adult Erotica Productions"....

*Opens box

Here are the envelopes/parcels

Here are the STAMPS<--------(you)
Please get licking............

*Walks away & closes door.

Brilliant police work, actually standing up to the man. It's like he realized what his job ideally should be in that situation and did that instead of licking his master's boots.

>> ^shuac:

To those friends & family members that request my HBO Go password, I routinely extend an invitation to lick my balls.


Considering I am neither, may I humbly request...

To those friends & family members that request my HBO Go password, I routinely extend an invitation to lick my balls.

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"And then?"

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OK. You lady can go first.

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I will throw mandures at your pretty face.

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But I don't want to be squished by your ugly/smelly/dirty foot, honey.

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It better be clean!

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OK, now I think I will have to terminate you.

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Thank you. As for identity, I was pointing out the typo. ;

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Nice mugshot! You look very nice. :

Thank you very much and you don't look so bad yourself antinator ;

As for my identity...I thought we had established I was a fairy! :


Yu dun lik spellng mstks du u? Duz thes driv u krazee?


I'd like to see you try tough guy. Just keep in mind that I carry a can of raid in my purse.


Mmm, Raid. I love sniffing that.

....and there's always my foot.


That would be the least of your worries dear ant.


I'll step in a BIG steamy pile of manure before the big s-q-u-i-s-h...smells even better than Raid.


*licks lips* Bring it on antinator, bring it on...


If I go first, you'll be a sticky mess beneath my shoe.


And then??? Well I guess it would all be over for you at that point wouldn't it?

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OK. You lady can go first.

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I will throw mandures at your pretty face.

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But I don't want to be squished by your ugly/smelly/dirty foot, honey.

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It better be clean!

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OK, now I think I will have to terminate you.

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Thank you. As for identity, I was pointing out the typo. ;

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Nice mugshot! You look very nice. :

Thank you very much and you don't look so bad yourself antinator ;

As for my identity...I thought we had established I was a fairy! :


Yu dun lik spellng mstks du u? Duz thes driv u krazee?


I'd like to see you try tough guy. Just keep in mind that I carry a can of raid in my purse.


Mmm, Raid. I love sniffing that.

....and there's always my foot.


That would be the least of your worries dear ant.


I'll step in a BIG steamy pile of manure before the big s-q-u-i-s-h...smells even better than Raid.


*licks lips* Bring it on antinator, bring it on...


If I go first, you'll be a sticky mess beneath my shoe.

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:

I will throw mandures at your pretty face.

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But I don't want to be squished by your ugly/smelly/dirty foot, honey.

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It better be clean!

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OK, now I think I will have to terminate you.

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Thank you. As for identity, I was pointing out the typo. ;

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Nice mugshot! You look very nice. :

Thank you very much and you don't look so bad yourself antinator ;

As for my identity...I thought we had established I was a fairy! :


Yu dun lik spellng mstks du u? Duz thes driv u krazee?


I'd like to see you try tough guy. Just keep in mind that I carry a can of raid in my purse.


Mmm, Raid. I love sniffing that.

....and there's always my foot.


That would be the least of your worries dear ant.


I'll step in a BIG steamy pile of manure before the big s-q-u-i-s-h...smells even better than Raid.


*licks lips* Bring it on antinator, bring it on...

That looks SO good. (licks monitor screen)

Well you know I feel about anything Beefheart..

http://videosift.com/video/Lick-My-Decals-Off-Baby-advertisement
http://videosift.com/video/Captain-Beefheart-Magic-Band-Sure-Nuff-n-Yes-I-Do
http://videosift.com/video/Captain-Beefheart-Live-In-Belgium-1969
http://videosift.com/video/Electricity-Captain-Beefheart
http://videosift.com/video/Captain-Beefheart-Upon-The-My-Oh-My
http://videosift.com/video/Captain-Beefheart-Big-Eyed-Beans-From-Venus
http://videosift.com/video/Captain-Beefheart


If yer a new fan after this little setlist, why not slips ol' choggie some looove!

"Sisters and cousins....there's a limited supply:
and we're down to the dozens...and this is why!

BIG EYYYYYED BEEEEEANS, FROM VENUUUSSS.....oh my, oh my!

I just licked myself and now I'm tripping balls!

DJ Frog FTW!