Don't sweat it. I have no doubt you have "unbearable douche" down pat.

Didn't cross my mind, but yeah... now that you mention it, I can see it. Some pretty obvious parallels there.

Oregon in the US.

I punch with the power of a .22 caliber Nerf gun.

Tapir don't care. Tapir don't give a shit.

I remember paying 6 pesos (30¢) a bottle for San Miguel in Subic City, PI, waaaay back in the day. Terrible beer, imo, but cheap.

Stab wound

My gaming nym is Seapig. There was a guy on my ship (ex-Navy) we nick-named Seapig because he was rather rotund. I just thought it was a cool name and have been using it since NetQuake.

Doh!

0, 0, 0, 0, 0...

Thanks!

12. You own a VideoSift t-shirt.

"Need a lift to the monarchs? Sure, jump in the back with Pablo and Ernesto and hang on."

*promote

Ahhh... Ok. I referred to the star powers page, and the annotation for * promote for gold members states that it costs 1 power point. I thought that it required 2 points only for probationary members, as that is what the annotation for * promote refers to under the Probationary section. Now I get it. Two points for everybody, and members not yet gold may only self-promote. It took a few years, but now I understand. Thanks.