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Aaaackkkk!!!!

I told you! There is nothing more terrifying than a sloth on the ground.
Video does it no justice, you need to see it in real life to know the true horror.

I had a fer-de-lance slither by, 3 feet in front of me, while lying on the ground in Panama. It even stopped to give me the eye....meh, big deal. I was attacked by killer bees and had to walk 5 kilometers out of the jungle to get to a road...life happens. That sloth though....FUCK!

It was gauze packed into a lanced abscess.

That's because they're fair and baaaaaaa-lanced.

Ooh, nailed it! <fist pump>

I used to live in Lancs a while ago, and whenever I went in to Manchester there was this one homeless guy I'd always recognise and give a few bob to. We weren't mates or anything but we spoke a few times, and he seemed like the most normal guy on earth, mostly. I still wonder sometimes if he's still there, or if he ever wondered where I went. I slipped him a 20 once and it seemed to make his whole week, which in turn made me feel bad. Homelessness- or people's perception and attitudes to it, is fascinating, though a pretty dark subject. People make all kinds of excuses to themselves to justify their callousness. I know because I do it too.

>> ^PlayhousePals:

I was shocked [and chagrined] to discover recently that an old friend I've reconnected with is a big fan of Dr. Phil ... a truly WTF moment =oI


I'm having a WTF moment right now looking at the face of a true jag off. Let's be pals!

>> ^PlayhousePals:

>> ^ant:
>> ^PlayhousePals:
I was shocked [and chagrined] to discover recently that an old friend I've reconnected with is a big fan of Dr. Phil ... a truly WTF moment =oI

So you guys aren't friends anymore? People call me, Dr. Phil at work.

Where did I say THAT? Of course we are still friends ... I just won't be watching Dr. Phil with her should the situation arise =o)


It's called a sarcasm/joke. What about me as Dr. Phil?

>> ^ant:

>> ^PlayhousePals:
I was shocked [and chagrined] to discover recently that an old friend I've reconnected with is a big fan of Dr. Phil ... a truly WTF moment =oI

So you guys aren't friends anymore? People call me, Dr. Phil at work.


Where did I say THAT? Of course we are still friends ... I just won't be watching Dr. Phil with her should the situation arise =o)

Your video, George Carlin truly ahead of his time? Fuck Lance Armstrong, has made it into the Top 15 New Videos listing. Congratulations on your achievement. For your contribution you have been awarded 1 Power Point.

Thanks!

In reply to this comment by eric3579:
*promote

Superman should be the new CEO of liveSTRONG. Being cancer-proof and all.

(don't worry Lance, Sheryl Crow > Lois Lane)

Thanks for being here minty, the place would definitely not be the same without you.

You know we should have like a yellow jersey icon, a la Tour De France (oohhh Lance...) that the top sifter gets to have.

The perfect antidote to seeing some guy getting a giant blister lanced on his palm.