A beam routine, 5 years later!

Pauline's sister(?) Paulette did an amazing balance beam routine in the *related=https://videosift.com/video/1988-Alamo-City-Championships-Paul-ette-Hunt

He could turn the cheater into a magnet which would cause the cheater to be instantly drawn to the nearest metal wall, I-beam or door. His weapons would also stick to the wall making them useless.

Make the cheater barrel roll around the map until he's snuffed.

Very satisfying video. lol

Wow, Bill Beam is a blatant lying cunt.

Cute, but I've seen what they believe the real world application will be. Imagine having high beams on, and no one is blinded because the projector creates a black spot where the person's face is, or at least the windshield area. Everything else is lit up bright.

Looks like disaster was averted because the planes on the ground hit the "high beams"...

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Everything will be fine, until they mount frickin laser beams on them.

Punches can't melt steel beams!!!

Dude, earthquakes can't melt steel beams!

edit: I'm an idiot. See @eric3579's comment.

How so? First up, a passenger car wouldn't be travelling nearly as fast (or at least, you'd hope not).

Second, many modern passenger cars have side impact beams and curtain airbags.

You'd probably get injured, but I think you'd have to be pretty unlucky to be "maimed or killed".

And that guardrail is functioning exactly as designed. The connections to the ground are designed to break, but the rail itself acts like a giant rubber band. *engineering

I think in Star Trek the physical mater is converted to energy and then sent in the beam, and reassembled into matter. So, you get pulled apart and put back together, still made of the same stuff.

That's why, even though they have subspace communications with earth, they can't transport someone that far because it's not merely data being sent.

At first I thought the helmet was in case of a crash.

Then I thought it was because of the low steel ceiling beams.

Then I thought no. It's to protect the rider's ears from the noise that thing must give off. Epic music can only do so much.

Still, I wouldn't say no to one, but as they say in Hungary "I will not buy this hoverbike, it is scratched."

Ok, these are cool and all, but any legit Trekker/ie (BOTH terms have been used by varied alumni cast members and fans to mean whatever they want it to mean) knows these things. Anyone who has watched every episode is like "Are these not obvious facts?"

Spock's emotions were even referenced in the JJ reboot. The beam me up thing is already memed. And ST:TNG practically showcases the burreaceacy of Starfleet as something Picard can elloquently rebutt.

But cool video, this is favorited so i can just send it to people who aren't ultra nerds. (My wife is actually the legit Trekker in the family tho -- i set her ringtone to "It's been a long time" because she hates that folky intro song and i know it annoys her that it's Star Trek music hahahahaaaaa...