1. Kindergarten teacher's hair: Dark and light grey (bonus: Pulled back and tied into bun)
2. Clockwise: 11 rotations until dizziness, Counterclockwise: 12 rotations until dizzness
3. "Reflections" assisted living home in Flagstaff Arizona. (it's not where you plan on going but it's where you'll end up)

In reply to this comment by Kuga:
You're telling me you were specifically wondering what a random Sifter like me thought about Paris Hilton and Britney Spears and the heroine of a cheesy nineties show? o.O

Got any other inexplicably random questions about me bouncing around that head of yours... like what my kindergarten teacher's hair color was, or how many times I can spin around in a circle before getting dizzy, or which retirement home I plan on going to when I'm old?

In reply to this comment by rottenseed:
>> ^Kuga:
What, that I was a teenager during the mid 90's?

Yes.

And that your thoughts on paris hilton and britney spears

and your thoughts on Xena, Warrior Princess...

oddly these are all questions I had about you. Dunno why, just did.

LOL - this is great! but erm...not that I want to give her attention but...isn't it starring Paris Hilton?

also, add "B-Movie" in there somewhere

Upvote!

You're telling me you were specifically wondering what a random Sifter like me thought about Paris Hilton and Britney Spears and the heroine of a cheesy nineties show? o.O

Got any other inexplicably random questions about me bouncing around that head of yours... like what my kindergarten teacher's hair color was, or how many times I can spin around in a circle before getting dizzy, or which retirement home I plan on going to when I'm old?

In reply to this comment by rottenseed:
>> ^Kuga:
What, that I was a teenager during the mid 90's?

Yes.

And that your thoughts on paris hilton and britney spears

and your thoughts on Xena, Warrior Princess...

oddly these are all questions I had about you. Dunno why, just did.

>> ^Kuga:
What, that I was a teenager during the mid 90's?

Yes.

And that your thoughts on paris hilton and britney spears

and your thoughts on Xena, Warrior Princess...

oddly these are all questions I had about you. Dunno why, just did.

It's always like that around Paris (the city, not Hilton).

I was annoyed by the guy who thought it was important enough to start his thought with "This is America" that he needed to repeat it three times. Also, you're on national television, maybe wear something a bit better than a golf shirt two sizes too small. He looks like he works at fucking Pep Boys. My gaydar is going off, not that there's anything wrong with that, and I hate to pursue a stereotype, but usualy gay dudes have style and taste (unless they're completely insane like Perez Hilton). I'm pretty sure this guy thinks his massive Adam's apple and scrawny build are benefitted by the tight shirt.

Gary's suit from JC Penney: $99
Gary's hairdo from BoRic's: $14
Gary's grain alcohol in his jacket pocket: $4

Gary Busey lashing out at Paris Hilton and refusing to give a "shout-out": Priceless

Tags for this video have been changed from 'news, not news, reporting, ripping, hero' to 'news, not news, reporting, ripping, hero, paris hilton, celebrity' - edited by calvados

I should mention some of the other targets featured in Krewe d’Etat: Army Corps of Engineers,: the Pop Tarts (i.e., Paris Hilton, Lindsey Lohan, Britney Spears . . . ), Hillary Clinton, sitting ducks (Bush, Cheney . . .), melting polar caps, Louisiana Road Home program, golden boy Bobby Jindal, David Vitter’s side dish, Rosie O’Donnell vs. Donald Trump (and the other folks from “The View”), NASA’s martini hour, the New Orleans assessors vote and Mayor Ray Nagin.

I have to go with some of you and side with Cruise on this one. He handled it well, a lot better than I think many people would especially in front of cameras. Yeah he is batshit crazy but try to look at it objectively and put aside your hatred for him. Many of you just like seeing bad things happen to rich famous people which yeah some of them are arrogant. Does Tom have a holy than thou sense of self importance probably, but why do i give a shit if anything good or bad happens to him. Not going to change my life any or make me feel any better about myself. Its the same pleasure people get from watching other train wrecks like Anna Nicole Smith, Britney Spears, and so on or those people who are still praying Paris Hilton will get hit by a car and die. Who cares, dont hate them, hate the society that is so damn fascinated with them. I would rather not hear about them no matter if its good or bad.

It is not a religion.. Religion, typically, first goal is to spread the religion to other people. They are concerned with people and numbers. Sure they make money, but they would rather have a billion poor people who are strong believers then just a few followers who are rich.

Corp of Sciencefictionology is based exactly opposite. It is structured so you have to have lots of money to be a follower. They focus on rich, powerful, and hollywood types that can attract others, but not in the everyone welcome way, but in the Paris Hilton-appeal way. Like a Prada bag, or paparazzi snap of a designer dress. The goal is like an infomercial or exclusive nightclub. There is a cover charge and expensive drinks.

If it was a religion, it would be free and you would want to help others become more enlightened. Instead it is expensive and they do everything to keep people out.

You should lose your tax-free status when your "church" building has a sign saying "By Invitation Only"

The Noah Lottick is actually a bit funny, once you see past the whole "he's dead" thing, and look to the news value:
Noah Lottick
- Was a normal, happy 24 year old student
- Joined the Church of Scientology
- 8 months later he was dead

I could totally see Fox News do the same thing with a terrorist
- He was a normal, happy person living in Iraq back in 2001 with a gumdrop smile and loving life
- Then Al-qaeda ABDUCTED him and brainwashed him into thinking USA was somehow dangerous, when it was ACTUALLY PROTECTING the WORLD
- 8 months later he was DEAD
... Next we have Celebrity Beach Volley in the Buff, and our newest sit-com "2 and a half men in Paris" featuring Paris Hilton.

(In all seriousness the viddie is a harrowing tale of Scientology, which by all rights should have been expunged from our society a long time ago.. like most religions should.)

he's a character! someone should introduce him to Paris Hilton.

also, i'd like this on the record, in regards to downvoting, in general.

i have never once taken a single one of ant's downvotes against him, and he knows that because i told him so. we all frequently joke about them.

http://www.videosift.com/video/Crazy-Eddie-commercials-we-had-to-endure

i have never felt ant was targeting me, or anyone else to my knowledge, just being harsh yet honest.

and his votes given / received ratio shows a genuine interest in selecting the best and worst for their appropriate thumbage, before the clip has sifted, and those less interested in manning the churn, suddenly appear.

ant was one of the first, to upvote the one thing i really cared about here.

http://www.videosift.com/video/Shadow-Puppets-animation-by-Chuck-Gamble

and i notice him secretly upvoting my comments.

besides, he's the yin to my yang. i dig ant.

if all that shroom did, to deserve any of this, was downvote any one guy's shit honestly?

we would not be having this conversation, and every one of you knew that, about him, long before i got here.

ps.
>> ^MycroftHomlz:
Rottenseed, I agree that all of my15minutes videos suck.

funny. the way i read that, rottenseed was talking to, and about, K0MMIE. not me.

i guess we all see what we want to, though.

and, if you're willing to provide some more useful and specific criticism, i'd happily accept it, Holmz. here, or in private, at your convenience.

i've only been active here 2 months. but i honestly didn't think anyone had a problem with TED clips, a couple funny commercials, some old TV intros, a single Ron Paul vid, and one cute sift.

pps. were this an isolated incident, with shroom, the way it was with TheSofaKing, three weeks back, dumping on blankfist?

http://sofa.videosift.com#comment-282621

that's how i'd handle shroom.

but this incident, is about as isolated, as Paris Hilton at a circle jerk.

which is a fucking shame, because TheSofaKing needed only the merest of prodding to see the error of his ways instantly.

thank you all again for your time, and attention, to keeping the sift the kind of place that you want it to be.

i will happily submit to the will of the Jedi Council.

- owen

"Sarah Silverman Blasts Paris Hilton" for me