Hey, er, 8217 (kuga?). Just deaded a lot of your Bill Maher youtube clips. Sorry bout that, if you get this...

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Thanks!

In reply to this comment by Kuga:
*promote

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Nicely carved pussy there. Do you have a video you'd like me to promote?

In reply to this comment by Kuga:
This was supposed to be a cat, though I botched the mouth and you can barely see the whiskers.

(insert joke about Kuga carving up a pussy)

thanks!

In reply to this comment by Kuga:
*Promote the funny!

You're great. Thanks.

In reply to this comment by Kuga:
This song deserves a *promote!

I wiki'd it. Glad you like it.

In reply to this comment by Kuga:
LOL Great job, dude! I'm surprise you even know who Kuga is. (Unless you wiki'd it or something.)

In reply to this comment by kronosposeidon:
I've been on a Star Wars kick the past few days, so here you go:

http://i76.photobucket.com/albums/j24/neptunetitan/Kuga_Jedi.png

I've been on a Star Wars kick the past few days, so here you go:

http://i76.photobucket.com/albums/j24/neptunetitan/Kuga_Jedi.png

Thanks for the star, sistah!

In reply to this comment by Kuga:
Rottenseed can use Windows Paint?

I was under the impression he skulked in public bathrooms and stole wet shit to use on his canvas (aka piss-stained bedsheet). Finger-painting, naturally. Or that technique the cavemen used, where they masticated the drawing materials in their mouth and then spat it out onto the wall to make *quality art.

My pleasure! Thanks for coming to my party and saying such nasty nice things, Miss Kuga.


That Transformer movie looks remarkable. I hope the sound designer got an Oscar for that work.

In reply to this comment by Kuga:
Thanks

In reply to this comment by schmawy:
*promote

nah...there's obviously enough meatsocks here for me to never have to submit anything of quality and still get to at least bronze diamond. If only I wasn't so busy fucking rolled up towels I could get some REAL videos submitted.

In reply to this comment by Kuga:
Don't worry, buddy, just keep doggedly submitting videos of old ladies shitting and horny nerds fucking rolled up towels and I'm sure you'll get there eventually

Thanks

In reply to this comment by rottenseed:
That's just ridiculous. There's NO way you're both Gold100. It took me a long time to get to that point...and I still haven't submitted anything of substantial quality yet.

You're welcome. And it's good to be back with my posse, which is everyone here. Except rottenseed.

Snoozedoctor told me this one:

Man's wife is in a coma in the ICU. Nothing has worked for her. The doc takes the husband aside and says, "we've tried everything. Nothing has worked. However, sometimes if you perform oral sex on them, they snap out of it. Are you willing to try it?"
The husband says, "of course, if you think it will help." So, he walks in and they draw the curtains to give them privacy. A minute or two later the EKG flat-lines. She codes and dies. The doctor says "I don't understand, what happened."
The guys says, "Well I'm no doctor, but I think she choked to death."


In reply to this comment by Kuga:
Thanks, kronosposeidon! Nice to have you back.

As for crude jokes, what starts with a C, ends with a T, and emits a thin whitish fluid?


...a coconut.


In reply to this comment by kronosposeidon:
Congratulations to both mintie and Kuga. It's always awesome when the ladies make rank here. Without them this place would degenerate into a joint with videos about dick jokes and farts. (No offense, blankfist.)

So...have you ladies heard about the man from Nantucket?