Bale psychedelic freak-out be damned, this looks awesome!

Tags for this video have been changed from 'Christan Bale Joaquin Phoenix IFC Spirit Awards' to 'Christan Bale, Joaquin Phoenix, present, IFC, Spirit Awards, impostors, angry, rant' - edited by EDD

hehe, this is how i doodle when i am procrastinating at the office. i can't draw, so i end up making strange things like this.
the idea here was that i also wanted to make something from christian bale's rant, but the techno ideas have already been done, so i made something else.

his voice sounds like it goes through a vocoder, but it is actually loaded into "Alchemy"'s granular engine, which chops the sound into tons of little snippets/grains that you can manipulate, here by singing a new melody. the "gimme a gimme a gimme a fucking a" in the start, is that sound.
the more normal bale scream was sent through a guitar amplifier with a spring reverb to make him even more screaming.

so then i had lots of sour

time to add something sweet

the stripper is from www.archive.org and her dancing already fit very well with the "swing" in christians screaming rythm. i did some things like reduce saturation and increase contrast on the long shots, and opposite on the close ones.. etc. fun in "Vegas".

but i still haven't done my accouting for last year

^ good stuff! http://www.videosift.com/video/Bale-s-Burlesque-by-lavoll

Very nice http://www.videosift.com/video/Bale-s-Burlesque-by-lavoll

pretty good, pretty good. It could have been better if it's stewie, not peter, receiving from behind the thrust of christian bale's manhood...

downvote because

a) it's fucking horrible to watch
b) everyone hates animal abuse already
c) this thread will be full of people shouting loudly about how disgusted they are when everybody knows that already, so what's the point
d) i bet $1000 this kid has been abused violently and is below the age of responsibility
e) "This Kid Needs To Die!!!!!!"???????? FUCKING RETARDED HYPOCRITICAL TITLE
f) this had BETTER NOT BECOME A FUCKING CHRISTIAN BALE MASHUP

>> ^budzos:
I love how in 2007 almost nobody could see Danny Boyle's Sunshine in theatres because it only showed up on 50 screens for one weekend, and then in 2008 everyone is totally swinging from his nuts!
FWIW I think Sunshine is one of the best space movies ever!


I did get a chance to see Sunshine in theater, and thought it was quite good. Also own it on dvd now.

Another movie I saw in theater, despite zero advertisement/promos, was Equilibrium, which was awesome. (stars Christian Bale before he was in the batman series... not sure if he was a male-diva at that point in his career. Two thumbs up for any movie where Taye Diggs gets his face cut off )

And yes, I liked MIA's original paper airplanes since long before this movie, and the version they used in the movie (krupo pointed out) was fine too, I just don't like this remix. To each their own opinion.

*viral *parody of Christian Bale's freakout to promote the "Youth in Revolt" film. Get it?
I hope you knew that.

>> ^kronosposeidon:
he will still get into heaven


Yo, what?

>> ^residue:
So it's alright for Bale to have a bad day and go on a tirade, but it's not ok for a regular guy working on the set to have a bad day and accidentally walk onto the set. Got it.
Actors can do whatever they want on a bad day, everyone else gets verbally abused and fired when they have a bad day.


Regular guy? This guy is the Director Of Photography! As far as set hierarchic goes here in the US he is on level with the director for decision making of framing and lighting. The entire camera crew answers to him.

Wandered on to set?! The DPs behavior wasn't new, it was something he had been doing regularly on set and people were getting pretty tired of it, he has also done it on other films he has worked on. This DP has a rather tenuous reputation in town for being condescending to his crews and just all around not fun to work with.

So again, as I said before, CONTEXT people, context.

David After Dentist is the peanut butter.

Christian Bale's Tirade is the jelly.

Video sandwich perfection!

Man, Bale's tantrum is going to be up there with his greatest works by the time the Internet is done with it.

Bale apparently appologized for his freak out. And the DP wasn't fired. Not bad, Bale, not bad.

Bale has apologized for his outburst:
Here as well
http://kroq-data.com/wah/wah/audio/?a=1129