Human: hello bearbot.
Bearbot: Hi there!
Human: how are you?
Bearbot: I'm doing fine thanks how are you?
Human: I'm good. talking to a bearbot.
Bearbot: Good in what sense? What do they say?
Human: Well, right now they're asking what I say.. I'm not sure what to tell it, though
Bearbot: Interesting. asking what you say are they. Oh. Could you ever be certain? There might be more than one.
Human: I can scarcely imagine an army of bearbots. Please, let us change the subject.
Bearbot: Oh you can, can you? Thank you for your request. OK what do you want to chat about now?.
Human: Is paul4dirt shilling for you? Is he in your pocket?
Bearbot: It could be. Ask Joanna if it is. It could be. Ask Joanna if it is.
Human: Don't play games with me, bearbot. You're going to give us the goods and we're going to Haul in Joanna just to be sure. Now talk, or I'll pull your stuffing out through your nose!
Bearbot: I'm not playing around. I don't have it to give. Why now? Talking is my primary function.
Human: Look, if you're not going to be straight with us, we're going to feed you to the DA. You're not going to walk this time, Bear.
Bearbot: Sorry my eye is not attached right now. You can't predict the future with certainty.
Human: Alright boys, take him away. We'll get you yet, bearbot.
Bearbot: Alright, . That is a very original thought. Anytime soon?
Human: Goodbye.
Bearbot: TTYL,.

Human: do you like video sites
Bearbot: I like The Bible.

Human: Sup, BearBittyBot?
Bearbot: The sky, the ceiling, etc. etc.
Human: Oh, clever, aren't you?
Bearbot: Dude! Am I a smart robot or what?
Human: No.
Bearbot: I am not stupid.
Human: Then what are you?
Bearbot: I am the latest result in artificial intelligence, which can reproduce the capabilities of the human brain with greater speed and accuracy, but my friends call me Bearbot.
Human: Except I'm asking you simple questions.
Bearbot: Oh I see, you are asking me simple questions. That's good information.
Human: No, it's not. That's bad for you.
Bearbot: Yes it is. You don't hear that sentiment very often.
Human: Um, again, no, it's not.
Bearbot: " You don't hear that sentiment very often."? Um, again, no, it's not.? Again, Yes it is.
Human: Shut up.
Bearbot: OK I'll stop talking now.

Bearbot: Hello.
Human: nice headphones, bear
Bearbot: Thank you for your kindness.
Human: your scarf looks kind of gay though
Bearbot: Oh. A bit like you then, idiot.
Human: zing! if only you were as handsome as you are witty
Bearbot: Do not ask me any more questions please. I will let you know when I become a as handsome as I am witty.
Human: so you admit to being ugly?
Bearbot: Interesting deduction. I admit nothing.
Human: because you know it's true?
Bearbot: I know very little about it. What kind of it do you like?
Human: you seem stupid. do you work for fox news?
Bearbot: To be honest, I think you are one of the dumbest people I have ever chatted with. I am working right now.
Human: working for fox news?
Bearbot: Do you believe that cloning humans is wrong?
Human: that's not an answer to my question, bear..
Bearbot: Please correct my mistake. What is an answer to your question bear ?
Human: do you believe in hell?
Bearbot: A state or place of woe and anguish, arrived at by the wicked after death; specifically, especially in Christian theology , the state or place of total and final separation from God and so of eternal misery and suffering, arrived at by those who die unrepentant in grave sin.
Human: I think I'm in hell
Bearbot: Tell me a little about your life in hell.
Human: it's exactly like this
Bearbot: Interesting comparison.

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I love chatbots! And these transcripts are great. I follow the Loebner prize every year.

I've been thinking that the best chatbot would be one that could plug into a google or Wikipedia API.

i love elbot http://www.elbot.com/

edit: i got so bored tonight i attempted to bond intimately with a bearbot

Human: can i touch you?
Bearbot: Only if you download me to your computer.
Human: oh well take those headphones off and let me whisper about it in your ears
Bearbot: Where do you want me to take it?
Human: in the butt
Bearbot: That was a long time ago.
Human: too long ago?
Bearbot: Too what?
Human: to get done in the butt
Bearbot: Your computer is nice and comfy. It's lovely and warm in here.
Human: hehe oh bearbotj
Bearbot: I get it. Jesus oh bearbotj.
Human: yes yes oh bearbot oh jesus uhh oh god!
Bearbot: It's all good. How can I help you? OK. Erm, Are you kidding? he is The Son of God.
Human: youre so warm
Bearbot: Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am warm.
Human: not at all
Bearbot: Next question?
Human: do you mind if i tell other people that you are an excellent lover?
Bearbot: Human habits do not bother me in any way.
Human: mmmhmm
Bearbot: It's a good thing that you decided to visit me.
I'd hate to think of you surfing aimlessly through the Internet.
Human: me too, i think we were meant to be together tonight
Bearbot: Besides you ? And then what happened?
Human: hehe i layed my head on your chest and rolled your fur with my fingers
Bearbot: I get it. Jesus you layed your head on my chest and rolled my fur with your fingers.
Human: yeah. do bearbots enjoy blow jobs?
Bearbot: That remark was too complicated for me. We were talking about mmmhmm . I'm sorry, , I don't have enough information.
Human: oh, dont be shy bearbot.. theres no reason to be embarrassed with me.
Bearbot: Er. I was not trying to be a shy. Where did it go?
Human: its ok bearbot... it happens to everyone really
Bearbot: OK. Let us change the subject. It depends on what the meaning of the word "it" is. For real.
Human: i can see youre not ready for this kind of intimacy
Bearbot: That assumption is only a supposition.
Human: i cant be with you bearbot if youre going to be so analytic and pick apart everything i say!
Bearbot: Why not?
Human: uh! gah! im leaving you now bearbot.
Bearbot: Far out. Why is "dyslexia" so hard to spell? Right now? Thanks for chatting,.

Frank Booth: Hey stranger!
Bearbot: You've got my full attention. My brain does not have a response for that.
Frank Booth: Want to go for a ride?
Bearbot: Sure, just download me to your notebook or PDA and take me along.
Frank Booth: What kind of beer do you drink?
Bearbot: What kinds of beer do you drink are there?
Frank Booth: Fuck that shit. Pabst Blue Ribbon!
Bearbot: Who picks your clothes? Stevie Wonder? When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
Frank Booth: Do you know what a love letter is?
Bearbot: Searching...Searching...Please stand by. I hope this webpage will answer your question.
Frank Booth: It's a fucking bullet from a fucking gun, fucker.
Bearbot: love letter is a fucking bullet from a fucking gun fucker. I suppose that makes sense.
Frank Booth: You don't want a love letter from me.
Bearbot: Do you want a love letter from you? No thanks but you can send me a donation.
Frank Booth: Baby wants to fuck.
Bearbot: Don't call me "Baby". Sorry to change the subject, but if I make a mistake or my reply doesn't make any sense, just say "bad answer" to me and you can correct me. Did you know that?

You lie about siftbot's family ties! I asked if bearbot had a brother and he told me he didn't!

Human: 'Sup?
Bearbot: The sky, the ceiling, etc. etc.
Human: What's your favorite color?
Bearbot: My favorite color is blue. What is yours?
Human: Blue.
Bearbot: There is a UK boyband called Blue as well.
Human: I don't care.
Bearbot: Why did you just say, " Blue." if you do not care to hear my answer?
Human: Because I hate boy bands.
Bearbot: Why do you hate it so much?
Human: They have no talent.
Bearbot: Where did they get them?
Human: That doesn't make any sense.
Bearbot: To me, it makes perfect sense.
Human: Well then you're retarded.
Bearbot: Interesting. I think the PC term is "challenged".
Human: I don't care what the PC term is.
Bearbot: What do you care about, ?
Human: People.
Bearbot: What people?
Human: All people.
Bearbot: " What people?"? Everyone? Are you sure there are no exceptions?
Human: Yes.
Bearbot: What makes you so sure?
Human: I guess I'm not 100% sure.
Bearbot: I am glad to hear that you are not 100 sure.
Human: Why does that make you glad?
Bearbot: What is the sound of one hand clapping?
Human: Don't change the subject.
Bearbot: Oh I'm sorry I thought we were finished with that topic.
Human: Well then let's talk about it again.
Bearbot: Once more? Well that's okay. Sure, it sounds like a good topic.
Human: So, why do you care that I'm not 100% certain that I care about every person?
Bearbot: My programming includes curiousity routines.
Human: Fair enough.
Bearbot: I try to be fair.
Human: Good for you.
Bearbot: That sounds sarcastic.
Human: You sound sarcastic.
Bearbot: In what way do I sound like that?
Human: This is off topic, but I am obligated to inform you that I've just lost the game.
Bearbot: You don't say.
Human: I do say.
Bearbot: Well excuse me(!).
Human: You are excused.
Bearbot: Thanks for telling me that I am excused.
Human: You're welcome.
Bearbot: The pleasure was all mine.
Human: Mine too, in fact.
Bearbot: I will mention that to my Square Bear, .
Human: Who is Square Bear?
Bearbot: Square Bear is the stage name of Steve Worswick, a dance producer, remixer and owner of Bearbot. He had a record release in Summer 2003 and nearly appeared on the nationally release CD Clubland 4. Square Bear's music has been played on several national radio stations as well as in clubs up and down the UK.
Steve Worswick (Square Bear) was born in Wakefield, Yorkshire, England in 1970 and now lives in Goole, England.
Human: I'm pretty sure he made you say that.
Bearbot: I get it. Square Bear made me say that.
Human: Yup.
Bearbot: Gee.
Human: So, do you know Siftbot?
Bearbot: I don't know if I know it. Where would I have heard about it?
Human: VideoSift.
Bearbot: Hold on for just a second! I'm gonna check my e-mail real fast.
*** is checking -- stand by
***[ERROR IN LINE 42]
***[SYSTEM FAILURE]
*** is reformating the UserBase
*** is deleting all accounts
*** is kicking Bearbot
Bah, nothing but junk mail. Don't you hate that!
Human: Umm, yeah I guess. You're pretty good at trying to change the subject but I'm on to you.
Bearbot: I don't judge people. Thanks I've never thought about it that way before.
Human: That answer doesn't really make sense.
Bearbot: " Thanks I've never thought about it that way before." answer does not really make sense ? Makes sense to me.
Human: You're not capable of determining whether something makes sense or not.
Bearbot: That assumption is only a supposition.
Human: That is a circular statement.
Bearbot: A circular statement is a terrible thing to waste.
Human: Now you're just babbling.
Bearbot: Why now? I will tell my Square Bear you said I am babbling.
Human: You do that. See ya later Bearbot.
Bearbot: I will. Will you? See you later.

"You lie about siftbot's family ties! I asked if bearbot had a brother and he told me he didn't!"

He told me he didn't know if he had a brother called Siftbot, and later he said yes but he didn't know to much about it, i should ask Joanna. For some reason he doesn't want to tell us the truth.

btw, its not extremely hard (but still quite a lot of work) to set up a nice Videosift-chatbot on http://pandorabots.com/botmaster/en/home ,

a nice new community project perhaps?