"Um not sure how the second one is supposed to work...maybe the chick is supposed to have a strap on?"

No, no, no. Obviously he is supposed to wear a strap-on facing backwards.

^Well obviously... -_-

maybe the girl's facing the wrong direction?

i don't think there's any contact in these positions with the asian wang sizes

like the asian 'deepthroat' porno i watched earlier... everyone can suck a thumb

The first on top one is called the 'Amtrak'. All aboard! I wouldn't call that the most comfortable of positions. Kinda wacky if you ask me. Nothing better than doggy style IMO.

Why isn't this in the top 15 yet?

Is he shitting?

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This is part of the Chinese population control program, right?

bwahahaha, kama sutra got nuthin on these guys.
Oh Please, someone translate!

Yet somehow they managed to make 1.5 billion offspring with all this non-intersecting confusion.

Actually I've seen some of these positions explained in english and they actually expect the guy to bend his wang far enough to point downward.

I'm not sure how that's possible unless you've had the tendon cut.

I guess if you don't take your underpants off, you can imagine that you're doing it, and that's almost as good... not.

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Given the cloudy haze rings shot at the beginning, I'm guessing this is a no sex before marriage video - ways to be physically close with your partner without actually having sex.

Given the cloudy haze rings shot at the beginning, I'm guessing this is a new way to exercise which incurrs highest possible rates of looking fucking ridiculous.

I'd say he would need to have some "flexability" where many others would have "rigidity" to make this work.

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