Fun fact:
I actually made a game not unlike this back in elementary school - it was in Visual Basic, if I'm not mistaken. It was called "Shoot Oscar". There was only one roughly-drawn 2D (it was the 90s, c'mon) face that was supposedly of my arch-nemesis from the 4th grade (one had to use imagination to associate a specific individual with _that_ face) and with a push of a button you could shoot him in the face with either a pistol, a shotgun or an automatic rifle (1 round, 4 shells and continuous fire respectively). Then, based on after how many bullets one would attempt to exit the game, it would provide a measure of how much one 'hates Oscar':

"Wow, you must love Oscar, you shot him only (1-10) times"
"It seems you don't like Oscar, you shot him (10-100) times"
"You must really hate Oscar, you shot him (100+) times"

The game was a hit among my fellow nerdy classmates, as it generated quite the exchange of floppy disks. Now I guess I should've stayed in business after all.

sad fact:

if a company made and released this game, it'd make a profit.

Hard to tell who they're actually parodying here, but hilarious anyway

Shooting animals in the face - brilliant. They should have lined up a kitten but not pulled the trigger.

Aw, man. When I saw the title I thought they had finally created the world's first porno simulator.

Damn it.

>> ^videosiftbannedme:
Aw, man. When I saw the title I thought they had finally created the world's first porno simulator.
Damn it.


hmm...nope.

>> ^deputydog:
sad fact:
if a company made and released this game, it'd make a profit.


QFT. If NinjaBread Man is a game, then *anything* can be a game.

I played this game last week. It was super hard, and I had to look up a walkthrough on how to beat the third boss.

I'll give you guys a hint: it involves his face.

I got the mercy achievement. It involves getting just the right angle so the bullet only achieves a sort of lobotomizing effect. The person doesn't die, they just become a vegetable.

>> ^videosiftbannedme:
Aw, man. When I saw the title I thought they had finally created the world's first porno simulator.
Damn it.


Wtf. You best be trollin.

An ostrich?! *cry*

This must have been before the rash of school shootings. Otherwise you'd still be in prison for that game.

>> ^EDD:
Fun fact:
I actually made a game not unlike this back in elementary school - it was in Visual Basic, if I'm not mistaken. It was called "Shoot Oscar". There was only one roughly-drawn 2D (it was the 90s, c'mon) face that was supposedly of my arch-nemesis from the 4th grade (one had to use imagination to associate a specific individual with _that_ face) and with a push of a button you could shoot him in the face with either a pistol, a shotgun or an automatic rifle (1 round, 4 shells and continuous fire respectively). Then, based on after how many bullets one would attempt to exit the game, it would provide a measure of how much one 'hates Oscar':
"Wow, you must love Oscar, you shot him only (1-10) times"
"It seems you don't like Oscar, you shot him (10-100) times"
"You must really hate Oscar, you shot him (100+) times"
The game was a hit among my fellow nerdy classmates, as it generated quite the exchange of floppy disks. Now I guess I should've stayed in business after all.

Guns don't kill people, video games with guns kill people.......and Ostriches

>> ^RedSky:
Hard to tell who they're actually parodying here, but hilarious anyway


gta?

to be honest...I'd play that game. I played wow after all.

It's a real game: http://www.closerangegame.com/

jimnms, I'm afraid not everything that has a website is real.

I guess you didn't see the big letters "PLAY THE GAME ONLINE NOW!" in that link where it lets you, um, you know, play the game.

>> ^jimnms:
I guess you didn't see the big letters "PLAY THE GAME ONLINE NOW!" in that link where it lets you, um, you know, play the game.


It's only a demo. It doesn't have the full screen cutscenes that are shown in the news story, but it's still awesome. I can't wait to buy the full game and (spoiler)!

Upvoted for "A new cure for crying children... smothering"

Don't think of it as a first person shooter.. think of it as the Guitar Hero of execution-style murder.

I heard there's a secret level where you shoot people in the genitals.

Incoming iPhone app in 3.... 2.... 1....

In the adult version it also involves the penis.

>> ^cyberscythe:
I played this game last week. It was super hard, and I had to look up a walkthrough on how to beat the third boss.
I'll give you guys a hint: it involves his face.