I'm surprised it never came to blows. Very civil cats

Best part, it was the dog's bowl.

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Hilarous. Cats are geniuses.

Come on, guys... it's crunch, crunch, pass

Upvote for the title.

--touch-- Gimme that bowl

--drag-- Hey that's my bowl

--tug-- No, my bowl.

--snatch-- Look, other cat, I was here first.

--boop-- Don't make me get physical here.

--bat-- Take that, you. My food. Mine.

--whap-- Get OUT.

--slash-- How'd you like THAT?

...and this goes on for a while until they start reaching for weapons and I get to use the sound effect...

cat chow.

Yes, all this was for a horrid pun.

Sorry.