I absolutely will not stand for the They Live bubblegum quote insulted in such a way and grouped with quotes like "I know kung-fu." It is pure, unbridled win.

The rest are pretty well deserving though. I have a bit of a soft spot for "I ain't got time to bleed" and I've been waiting at least 15 years to legitimately work it into a conversation. The opportunity just doesn't come up, and when it does, I'm too busy bleeding to remember to say it.

"He's got space dementia" always gets me. So serious and so ridiculous.

Dang, no Hard to kill. ".. and you can take that to the bank."
Segal: "I'm going to take you to the bank, the blood bank."

"You're tearing me apart, Lisa!"

If you haven't seen The Room, rent it or buy it. Either way you won't be disappointed.

Also, this is probably *nsfw with the language.

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It's a pressure valve! It won't open unless there's tremendous pressure!

@ 4:00 the Batcard. Oh my god, I can't believe they put that in the movie.

>> ^AeroMechanical:
I absolutely will not stand for the They Live bubblegum quote insulted in such a way and grouped with quotes like "I know kung-fu." It is pure, unbridled win.
The rest are pretty well deserving though. I have a bit of a soft spot for "I ain't got time to bleed" and I've been waiting at least 15 years to legitimately work it into a conversation. The opportunity just doesn't come up, and when it does, I'm too busy bleeding to remember to say it.


Oh come on... as cool as we may think it is, it truly belongs with all the other quotes, as if you don't have a soft spot for the movie then you would find it incredibly stupid.

Don't get me wrong, it's completely awesome, but only in the same as some of these others are also awesome to me because of my soft spot for the given movie.

Oh yeah Tim Robbins was in Top Gun!

GOT TIME TO DUCK?

"White bitch gimme some cho cho" is not cheesy. It's chicano badass.

I like how a majority are delivered by Arnold! Invoke *arnold channel!

Only now do I realize that Hugh Laurie's manbitch on "House" is named after Tom Hanks' volleyball. 1:11 onwards might have aswell been Greg House.

As for 8:12 onwards: WTF?!

And where's "don't you die on me!"?

What, we're now making fun of "Wilsooooooon"?!

That sucks. That part was a tear-jerker that one time I saw it in the theater.

Fantastic compilation. I agree with 90% of them. The Star Wars and Batman quotes are terrible. The "What happens to a frog?" quote from X-man might be the worst one ever. But Anakin's love dialogue is also criminal.

But I will defend the quotes from Commando to my grave!

Whoa.

Sometimes, cheese is good.

The less a man makes declarative statements the less apt he is to look foolish in retrospect.

7:24 before my slowly rising incredulity became a pause it and post "OH COME ON!!!!!!!!!!" moment!

Did the definition of cheese change without me noticing?

50% a compilation of memorable lines, 50% cheese fest.

How the hell is "GET TO THE CHOPPAAAAA" cheesy? Under any reasonable definition of cheesy, i defy it. I will not accept any of the predator quotes stuck in here. I will not allow people to bend the word cheesy to fit "popular and repeated".

Popular, repeated many many times - yes. Cheesy - fuck no?

Hmm, a bit coincidental with the timing there;

Swayze, "Pain don't hurt."

Next line, "It's not a tumor!"

Yeah Patrick, sorry to say, but it is...

I paused to post that last one... Next time you see a clip of Swayze he's a ghost. Do you think that was planned?

Can't upvote this - like danny said, a good part of this isn't cheese by any standards.

I may have just missed it, but "They sucked his brains out." from Starship Troopers should surely be in there.

I will admit that the bubblegum quote should qualify as cheesy. Somehow though, Rowdy Roddy Piper just seems to makes it work. If, for instance, Arnold Schwarzenegger (hey... that's in my spellcheck!) had said it, I probably wouldn't stop laughing for a week, but in a mean way.

"what killed the dinosaurs?! the ice age!"

>> ^rychan:
Fantastic compilation. I agree with 90% of them. The Star Wars and Batman quotes are terrible. The "What happens to a frog?" quote from X-man might be the worst one ever. But Anakin's love dialogue is also criminal.
But I will defend the quotes from Commando to my grave!


You have to let it go.

"we'll see who shits on the sidewalk"
huh???

>> ^residue:
"we'll see who shits on the sidewalk"
huh???


I know, this was my favorite. Even weirder out of context. "Okay lady, go ahead and shit on the sidewalk. I won't stop you. Whatever floats your boat!"

"I'm right below the enemy's scrotum" LOL

Anyone else shocked by Schwarzenegger's appearance on the list?

I expected a compilation with a shit-ton of Tango and Cash quotes and more quotes from Stallone.

They could have put in even more quotes from Batman and Robin if they'd wanted to. Cheesiest... movie... ever.

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