Heh, priceless.

Now, since you [didn't] ask, some trivia!

Here's what I've heard, devoid of any personal description, opinion or experience because, let's face it, a guy's sexual resume on the internet is about as trustworthy as an Alberto Gonzales testimony. What I've heard is that size matters, but not in the obvious way. Firstly, there is such a thing as too big (particularly for girth, i.e. circumference) and that's smaller than most guys thing and even than many woman realise. This guy would definitely be too big for most women's comfort. Great potential as a porn star but for a normal sex life, not suitable. Secondly, the amount size matters in the bigger = better theory is reversely proportional to the guy's technique. A small guy who doesn't know what he's doing will generally be worse in bed than a large guy who doesn't have a clue, but a small guy who knows what's where can please just as well as an experienced large guy.

I've heard about loads of surveys and the results vary, surprise surprise. In self test surveys, the average is around 6.2". In professionally done tests (I shudder to think how), this mysteriously drops by about half an inch. FWIW, one survey I found gave Oriental men averaging 4.8", Caucasian men averaging 5.8" and African men averaging 7.0", so there you are!

This is length along the top of the penis, when erect. Girth is also important but much less recognised as a status symbol.

this writer's penis is 2 inches long and 5 inches wide....*

The girl who said she was the most disgusted, remained fixated without embarrassment or blush...and the lovely woman who spoke up, wanted to ask the guy home with her before he spilled the beans.....kinda makes ya believe that girls are just as horny as guys, huh??

> this writer's penis is 2 inches long and 5 inches wide....*

ahh yes the wood chipper incident

Eee.

almost upvote for the women's reactions, but no upvote because WAY TOO MUCH CROTCH SHOTS! GUH!

love the eyebrows at t-4:41

she's talking while eating! brrrr

why doesn't she just say it...geez. It's not that hard....err i mean it's not that hard of a thing to say.

For more on this topic, see http://www.videosift.com/video/Teat-Beat-of-Sex

This is NOT a Penn & Teller production.

I'm starting to feel like I'm the only person who would just say, "Dude, your penis is showing."

upward or downward curving smaller ones just as effective as straight big ones. And it is all about knowing how to use it And I don't think circumference is a problem... unless the man was extremely wide (which the one used down his pants definately wasn't)... considering how women are designed to give birth. It's each lady's preference as to whether they like girth or not.

I dont see how this proves whether size matters, though it was amusing to watch their reactions.
I agree with looris, that lady who was chewing and talking, she made me shudder.

*1stTube

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*promote the penis. Just showed it to my aunt. She couldn't stop laughing.

Promoting this video back to the front page; last published Sunday, May 20th, 2007 9:13pm PDT - promote requested by eric3579.

I found the big hair lady kind of obnoxious in her difficulty speaking up. I mean if you choose to be the one to "say something" then fucking say it already!