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If I had never kissed Mary Jo at the skating rink my life would be SO much better now! *runs away crying*

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I'm going to take notes while watching this.

Ahh, GAWD I hate these people... I would hate to be with a woman who is with a man just because he's the type of man her dad told her to be with... urgh.

Such incredibly narrow, spiteful, hypocritical mindsets that these people have that they can demonize KISSING for f*ck's sake...

AHHH! Yes, obey your damn father... you know... this doesn't work with my boys, and I'm pretty sure this won't hold with my daughter when she's older either (she's 11 months, doesn't listen to much of what I say at present ).

Oooh, Kissing... the gateway bodily action, it can only lead to sex kids... don't go down that path.

And this horrible thing of trying to imply that 'boys' who listen to the lord and don't kiss are instantly good material, but all others are evil sinners who are horrible and mean to all.

I think you'll probably find it's more often than not the other way around, but anyway.

Looks like someone else is trying to get in on the EIT territory!

Does this feel vaguely like 70's porn to anyone else?

"which one would you prefer?"
"the one who waited."
[a knowing smile] "so would your husband."

*lies

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Of course the kiss wasn't shown. Whose first kiss is movie material?

Besides, then all the kids who watched it would be trying to emulate.

*Humiliating, tearful, wedding night sex not shown.

Wedding night sex... lasts a whole 2 microseconds.
Zip UGH! Oh well.. maybe next time I'll last a whole second. If Jesus wills it.

"what does the minister say, just after he molests you?".. "shut up kid, or you'll burn in hell and the rest of the evil magical dudes will begat you endlessly for eternity! Fear the lord! Fear me child! For my magic stick is what you will worship!"

Yuuuuuck

God created people with a finite amount of love hormone in their aphrodidic gland which lies beneath your faith organ! You don't want to waste it on some high school jock! If you don't wait to kiss until marriage, or you won't have enough love left for your husband and the Lord!

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Just to be clear, I'm pretty sure that butt-sex is OK- as long as there is no kissing.

This girl is going to be a total slut after the divorce

>> ^alizarin:

This girl is going to be a total slut after the divorce


She is, I've had her. But I didn't kiss her, she said the Lord didn't want me to.

My penis is not my mouth...your mouth is not a vagina. There for, yes, you can suck it and the Lord doesn't mind.

- Rottenseed blow job loophole

>> ^griefer_queafer:

"which one would you prefer?"
"the one who waited."
[a knowing smile] "so would your husband."
lies


no, I'm pretty sure that a guy who has never kissed a girl before getting married will in fact also prefer a guy who has never kissed a girl too.

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