Forget the $2 bill, since when does Best Buy utilize the local police in collecting accounts receivable?

Best Buy paid out the lawsuit with 500 $10,000 bills.

All the time.
Local pigs are often in the pocket of big biz and work as their muscle.

I guess they care about forgery, which is what the dumb-asses thought was going on.

I wasn't referring to the $2 bills, I was referring to "we got a call threatening us with the police if we didn't come in and pay the bill". At that point I would tell them to go fuck themselves and hang up.

Well, if you're too dumb to know which bills exist and which don't, you're dumb enough to call the cops when you should be calling a lawyer.
And if you're a cop who is too dumb to know which bills exist and which don't, you're dumb enough to tell callers who call you about unpaid shit that you'll handle it.

This would never happen in Western Washington.

We can always tell who has been on a ferry and paid cash, because the ferries are the only ones who ever give $2 bills in change.

(Although with credit card rewards being what they are these days, few people pay cash anymore....)