Little green car is ninja!

You will see it...
Crosswordssays...

>> ^solecist:

what the fuck? is this some sort of free for all intersection? even pedestrians are wandering into the street without concern.


Looks like it could be from India, or one of the countries in that general area. Every time I see a video of traffic from over there its like a grand melee free-for-all. Gives me a little perspective when I think the people around here drive like asses.

quantumushroomsays...

You can also tell it's not America because people are exiting the bus. Here the scum would be trying to climb in the windows and claim injuries to sue the city. And the 800 number for the Law Offices of Shyster and Shitster would be printed in a huge ad on the rear panel.

bcglorfsays...

>> ^mxxcon:

How the fuck can that country have so many cars yet so little traffic rules?
It's like all those jaywalkers think that they are harder than a car
eia


Evolution hasn't had as much time to work it's magic on populations there as it has over here. Just be patient .

skinnydaddy1says...

The base score. Pedestrians are 10 points.

Bicycles +25 points. In spandex +30 points. Hipster on a bicycles +100 points and several free rounds of drinks at the local bar

Babies: triple score

Crippled babies: quadruple score

Toddlers: double score

Chavs(England)/Wiggers(U.S.A): +5 points, additional +3 for each piece of sterotypical clothing.

Old People: double score (Zimmer frame +10, Wheelchair +8, Flat cap and/or pipe +12, Generally funny-looking +10)

Clowns: +8 points, additional +3 for unicycle.

Mimes: +26 points

Hikers: double score

People who don't look before they cross: +5 points

People who can't tell the difference between a road and a footpath: +7 points

Roadworkers: +5 points for each man 'supervising', +20 points for the one man actually working.

Walking a pet: +1 point

French-speaking: +5 points

Non-natively French-speaking: additional +10 points

Looks like Charlie sheen: +5 points

Is Charlie sheen: +60 points and a pat on the back and maybe a book deal.

Wearing bright/clashing colours: +5 points

Carrying shopping bags: +N points, where N is the number of meters the bags travelled.

xxovercastxxsays...

>> ^direpickle:

>> ^xxovercastxx:
>> ^direpickle:
LIBERTARIAN PARADISE

If this is a Libertarian paradise, does that make life in the Matrix a Liberal paradise?

What?


Well I assumed that if you think Libertarianism is equivalent to Anarchy that you must have similar distorted views about Liberalism. You would prefer to have all nourishment, mental and emotional stimulation pumped into you by "the system" and you would be free to sleep in your pod and dream wonderful, idyllic dreams 24/7, right? That would be a roughly equivalent exaggeration.

Or were you just trolling?

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