i hate you

Hmmm, I see what you did there, but this is basically a "rickroll."

*nochannel

I feel like it is against the spirit of the sift to just assign channels as a joke. Irony is one thing, but this is just bait and switch.

This video has been removed from all channels (Religion, Femme, Humanitarian, Documentaries, Politics, Waronterror, Eco) due to invalid channel assignment - nochannel invoked by ponceleon. Please review the FAQ to learn about appropriate channel assignments.

Tags for this video have been changed from 'usa, president, intelligent, sophisticated' to 'Makup, hair color' - edited by ponceleon

Wow, she talks, but is she really saying anything...? Uh-uh, No, nay, nada, nix, nill, nothing, zippo, zilch, zero!

She gives the finger at 5:49


- don't ask how I managed to watch that much....

>> ^Sagemind:

She gives the finger at 5:49

- don't ask how I managed to watch that much....


Sage you are a better man than me... I made it to about 1:30 before I started skipping ahead because I actually thought she was going to talk about something relevant to the tags.


Yeah, I got rickrolled and I'm pissed.

@_@ ..my brain had slowly melted by 0:43

Bah, misrepresentation. This is like a screamer, only duller.

Upvote for the title. Worthy of the old "I will now attempt to communicate with Choggie" one (in spirit).

Wow. I wonder what she edited out!

She's right, I always want smooth lips in the summer.

I very excites me too.
Sorry I feel stupid today.

You son of a bitch.

What is this doing on the front page? ? Urgh I watched like 6 minutes waiting for some real half-ass thoughts on politics for me to ridicule...too pathetic to ridicule though.

Someone needs to put something in her mouth to shut her up. Intelligence alert: 6:05-6:30.

Ponce, did you really change the tag to "makup?" At least spell it right.

Oh, and the "spirit of the Sift" is a cat fart and a bunch of dudes jacking it to any uncovered female skin. I ruined nothing.

>> ^thinker247:

Ponce, did you really change the tag to "makup?" At least spell it right.
Oh, and the "spirit of the Sift" is a cat fart and a bunch of dudes jacking it to any uncovered female skin. I ruined nothing.


Sorry Thinker but I disagree with what you did. Let me recap for those who didn't see: You marked this with all sorts of channels which had nothing to do with what she is talking about such as middle east, politics, religion, waronterror, etc.

If she had actually talked about those things, and been the total idiot she is, that would be one thing, but she does not have anything to do with those channels and has nothing to do with them. It is one thing to title it the way that you did, that much is fine, but to claim that the video contains content it doesn't is just going to encourage the inaccuracy of searches on the sift. If I am looking for a video on something involving those topics and I'm led to this, I'd be pretty pissed. It is the EXACT same thing as putting a bunch of irrelevant tags on the now famous "Rickrioll" video in an effort to get people to watch something they don't want to.

Now, Thinker, I like you a lot, your sifts are usually quality. In fact, I'll go as far as to say that you have a real find here in terms of discovering one of the internet's newest sensations as far as vapid wastes of space. But I think it has been established that joke channelling isn't really right. I'll also go on to say that you caught me at a really testy time yesterday. I was pissed about a lot of stuff and this bitch really just pushed my buttons. SOOOO! In the effort not to be acting as the judge here, why don't we:

*discuss

This video is being sent to Sift Talk for discussion - discuss requested by ponceleon.

And yes, I misspelled makeup in my rage over this

As far as cat fart videos and fap material, yes we have that here too, but we tag it "cat, fart, bewbs"

Agreed that this is misleading. Do this sort of stuff as a blog post.

God her voice. And her personality.

You sound like a Nickelback song.>> ^blankfist:

Someone needs to put something in her mouth to shut her up. Intelligence alert: 6:05-6:30.

Now I wish I could take my upvote back.

*nochannel *femme

Bait & switch = fuck you.

Parody - it's a parody to me.
Shortfilms - It's nearly ten minutes. I think that works.
Eco - She mentions a new line of makeup that's "green" and thus earth-friendly.
Talks - She's giving a lecture on makeup.
Health - Everyone needs healthy lips.


So why the channel changing, Wizzy? I didn't give you the remote.>> ^gwiz665:

nochannel femme

It's not a parody of anything.
It's not a shortfilm - it's just a dimwit talking into a camera.
It's not eco - it has nothing to do with sustainability.
It's not health - nothing about neither physical or mental health.

I'll have to allow it in talks, even though it grates at me like sand in the eye.

*nochannel *talks *howto *femme *anatomy for lips and shit

I can do this all day.

Adding video to channels (Anatomy, Howto) - requested by gwiz665.

*nochannel - sigh, damn talk post. I'll get you yet.

You're spending a substantial amount of energy on this silly video, Wizzy. Take a smoke break and relax. Go outside and smell the Norwegian air.>> ^gwiz665:

nochannel - sigh, damn talk post. I'll get you yet.

- It's quite possible that she's a Shakespearian actress doing a flawless parody of selfish American consumerism. You have no way of denying that.
- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Short_film
- She clearly mentions that the company is "going green" with their product. If we can place a video in the wilhelm channel because of a millisecond of noise, then any mention of the environment makes this eco.
- Having soft lips in the summer gives California girls mental health. Have you seen them hyperventilate when their lips are chapped?>> ^gwiz665:

It's not a parody of anything.
It's not a shortfilm - it's just a dimwit talking into a camera.
It's not eco - it has nothing to do with sustainability.
It's not health - nothing about neither physical or mental health.
I'll have to allow it in talks, even though it grates at me like sand in the eye.
nochannel talks howto femme anatomy for lips and shit
I can do this all day.

I love the reaction to this post - perhaps we need a Makeup channel...

*return

Returning this video from Sift Talk - return requested by peggedbea.

It's kind of a shame some people can't be happy with the site running as intended.

Tags for this video have been changed from 'potus, scotus, brotus, ponceus, leonus, leonidas, sparta' to 'smooth summer lips' - edited by kronosposeidon

Moving this video to thinker247's personal queue. It failed to receive enough votes to get sifted up to the front page within 2 days.